Something Funny I got in the Mail....

OK, as you know I am running a ST PBeM (and, if you didn't know, shame on you), anyway it seems someone surfed past my game's site & felt they needed to contact me about my "wares" on that site. Anyway, here it is. Enjoy.


-----Original Message-----
From: befumar
To: legate@futureone.com
Date: Friday, June 22, 2001 2:01 PM
Subject: Agency


Dear Sirs,

We deal for many years as provider of harware and software armament to our Armed Institutions.
Actualkly have in our hands a foirmal request.
If you agreed work with us please let us know, but before any business we need a paper as your agent exclusive for Chile in order shown this to our customers to make offically this bid.
I wait your kind news. Thansk.

Best regrads

Benedicto j. Fuentes (Eng.)
general Manager

F Marinovic Ltda
Tel fax. 56-2-205.9775
56-2-251.6796
Santiago Chile

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Though, come to think of it, maybe we could make some money selling this person Phasers, Quantum Torpedos, & maybe a Saber or two. What do you think, should we?

Btw, the addy of the page in question is in the sig.

~LL

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"Resistance is futile...say baby that is a nice tight skirt you have on." --President Clinton of Borg.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/The_13th_Fleet_Starfleet_Academy
http://www.haz-matt.com/13thfleet/

Good Gods, man! Can I join up? With my sales skills, we could go for the big money and contract them for a few Sovereigns! Heck, I could probably pawn off a couple Connies or Mirandas on 'em for border patrol!

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Even in this age of technological wonders, the human mind is still the most powerful weapon in the universe.

Well, as they say, caveat emptor. Or should that be, 'we who are about to buy, salute you!'???

Of course, if you promise them quantum torpedoes and never deliver, you'll likely end up being hunted down just like ol' Doc Brown in Back to the Future ... http://www.trekrpg.net/Board/ubb/wink.gif

Heh. I can’t wait to see a Chilean Akula-class submarine outfitted with quantum torpedoes. http://www.trekrpg.net/Board/ubb/wink.gif

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...Umm...I think...nah, I can't say it...ah what the heck, I really think you all need professional medical help...and the Gent (lossly termed) down there in Chile need to have some Rak'na'jino sent his way...no items prevented by the Prime Directive... http://www.trekrpg.net/Board/ubb/smile.gif

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"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
-Napoleon

Flamestrike: Sure, why not? Maybe we can get a good deal on selling them a few Sovs.

Robert: Doc Brown was given the Nuclear Material to build a couple of bombs & used it to power the Deloran... Of course Chile is a Dictatorship, so they wouldn't send some guys in a old VW Van to take us out, but some gents in nice suits & a limo.

Don: Check out the page, I got Akulas there. Btw, congrats on the baby daughter. Good going & soon you will have another gamer in the house.

Phoenix: Funny, you don't sound like my hometown. And, you really need to understand that IIRC, Chile is not a country where ST is shown at all. Remember, Chile is a dictatorship & it is also illegal for any citizen of the US who is not a certified arms dealer for the US to sell weapons systems to another nation. Of course this "gent" from Chile needs help as while we would make a pile of money stringing him along, we would also go to jail for a very long time. But, then as the Ferengi say, "Without risk there is no reward."

~LL

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"Resistance is futile...say baby that is a nice tight skirt you have on." --President Clinton of Borg.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/The_13th_Fleet_Starfleet_Academy
http://www.haz-matt.com/13thfleet/

Ahhh, Rule of Aquisition 62;

"The riskier the road, the greater the profit."

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Dan.

"A couple of thoughts from a random mind!"
http://www.theventure.freeserve.co.uk

Being myself a 'good neighbour' of the Chileans, I can only say:

SELL THEM! SELL THEM! http://www.trekrpg.net/Board/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Chakotay: You didn't poison my coffee, did you?
Janeway: Not any more than I usually do.
"The Voyager Conspiracy", Voyager