Holographic Mot

Last gaming session we came across an idea as one of my players asked who would do haircuts and other such services on our ship (a saber class light cruiser).

I told him that this is done by a Mr. Mot Hologram, a program less sophisticated than a EMH Mark I, and only interested in general gossip and haircuts, probably with some annoying habits as well.
The possibility of adventure hooks such a programm could provide are manifold and could range from embarrasing haircuts to more lethal results (oh no Mr. Mot holds Ensing Miller as a Hostage again, an threatens to give him a really clean shave) :D :D :D :D

silly isn't it?

Hmm could be an amusing sideplot, and give players that 'last person you would suspect' if he went rogue :) Could make for an amusing side plot :) Hmm reminds me of the Holoshed :D