a French ROTFL ...

I just found a great site, so I tought I'd post it, for those of us who have the chance to speak French.
http://www.penofchaos.com/warham/donjon.htm
Those are MP3s of an imaginary Warhammer or AD&D game with really stupid characters. I used it in my game as a non-interactive holoprogram prototype for which the maker wanted to get a few comments before going further. It had me bang my head on the table laughing, and our smile muscles (whatever you call it) were aching after only 5 minutes of it.

A few quotes maybe, from the top of my head:
"I found a wand of nonsense and scroll of stupidity ... but I don't know what it does, I need to have it examined"

"- Okay, I'll do the map ... the room is 3.24 meters wide and 6.02 meters long. The walls are granite but part may also be limestone or lias. One can read the name of it's architect who died about 453 years ago ...
- Fasczinatin!"

"- We've got to use ruse.
- I don't have no friggin' ruse!
(sound of rumaging)
- I don't have any ruse in my backpack either!"

Anyway ... if you understand French, highly recommended! http://www.trekrpg.net/Board/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.
-- (Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms)

[This message has been edited by Calcoran (edited 06-26-2001).]

I think that "cunning" would be better understood than "ruse" http://www.trekrpg.net/Board/ubb/smile.gif .

I already knew about that and I agree, that stuff rules (but it tends to be less and less cool with each new chapter though the song and the advertisement coming with the last chapter out are really funny http://www.trekrpg.net/Board/ubb/smile.gif ). I had caught a very bad cold (my treatment was almost the same as for an asthmatic) when I heard the first chapter and it left me choked for a few minutes laughing so much.

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Hoping You'll understand all of this :)