Just something to snicker about

My gf and I were watching "A Piece of the Action" on tape last night.

And it occurred to me to wonder...
What if, perhaps in the "Mirror" universe, instead of "Chicago Mobs of the Twenties," the contaminating starship (The Horizon?) had left behind... oh, I don't know... a set of adult films?

What a culture THAT could have made!

Nubile female ambassador: "Greetings, Captain, welcome to our planet."

*lame porno music starts playing.. byow-ba-dow-da-byow... Entire ambassadorial staff begins disrobing*

Kirk: "MY KINDA WORLD! Enterprise, beam up Mr. Spock, and beam me down a waterbed!"

OK, OK, you all knew this was coming. http://www.trekrpg.net/Board/ubb/smile.gif Though I find this amusing, I'm going to move it to the Star Trek Forum.

-Dan, Co-Moderator

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Actually, this could be a really subtle form of Mirror Universe torture. So, Kirk decides to stay on Mirror Iotia........

Then, after a few weeks, he notices that the lines used by all the beautiful porn-star native are always the same, and always lame. He notices that the plots he is taking part in are all cheap ripoffs of episodes he's already done, and that they just repeat over and over and over. And, worst of all, the porno movie theme music NEVER CHANGES.

He starts to get really tired of the fact that the women always have the exact same exaggerated expression of psudo-pleasure on their faces when they come, and that they always say things like, "ooh, baby, yeah", over and over and over.

And then there are the greasy, mustached guys, and all the gold chains and polyester clothing.

After a while he begins to realize that he should have settled on Mirror Risa, after all.......

Bwahahahaha

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Slan agat!

[This message has been edited by Aedh Rua (edited 05-02-2001).]

-Almost to afraid to ask, butt...

Has anyone ever heard the sound file of Spock & Kirk having sex?

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Your past does not excuse unethical or immoral behavior, sir.
- Data, to Kivas Fajo, the most toys

What a frightening thought!

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Slan agat!