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Styrofoam Bay
Class and type: Customised IBG-1000-class
Commissioning Date: 2032
HULL SYSTEMS
Size: 4
Length: 143 meters
Beam: 31 meters
Height: 23 meters
Decks: 5
Mass: 100,000? metric tonnes
SU's available: 1200
SU's Used: 1168
Hull
Outer 16
Inner 16
Borg Ship Regeneration [10pw/r] 40
Resistance
Outer Hull: 10 12
Inner Hull: 10 12
Ablative Armor: 500 100
Structural Integrity Field
Main: Class 4 (Protection 70/110) 25
Backup: Class 4 (Protection 70/110) 25
[1power/10 protection/round]
Specialized Hull:
Atmospheric Capability 4
Ramming Hull 4
PERSONNEL SYSTEMS
Crew/Passengers/Evac: 24/96/250
Crew Quarters:
Spartan: 120 6
Environmental Systems
Basic Life Support [7 power/round] 16
Reserve Life Support = unneeded
Emergency Life Support 8
Gravity [2 power/round] 4
Consumables: 5 year's worth 5
Industrial Replicator [2 power/round] 3
Medical Facilities = unneeded
Recreational Facilities: 5 [10pw/r] 40
Jefferies tubes 4
Fire Suppression System [1pw/r] 4
Cargo Holds: 33.000 m3 1
Escape Pods: 20 (6-8 persons per pod) 2
PROPULSION SYSTEMS
TransWarrrp Drive 60
[60pw/r]
Impulse Engines
'That's not standard issue'-Class Impulse Engines (.8c/.95c) [8/9pw/r] 20
Greased Lightnin'-Class Acceleration Uprating [4pw/r] (101% acc.) 8
Reaction Control System (.025c) [2pw/r] 4
POWER SYSTEMS
Woman-Linked Warp Core
Class B**** PMS/AM reactors 110
generate 500 power/round
Non-Standard Impulse Engines generate 64pw/r
Auxiliary Reactors: None
Emergency Power:None
EPS: Standard Flow 20
OPERATIONS SYSTEMS
Bridge: Cockpit forward dorsal 20
Computers
Horrific MicroScam Brain-Link Core (engineering) [7pw/r] 12
Beta Class uprating(+2) [2pw/r] 4
ODN 12
Navigational Deflector [5pw/r] 16
Range:10/20,000/50,000/150,000
Accuracy: 5/6/8/11
Sensor Systems
Long-Range Sensors [5pw/r]
Range: Type 1 (Accuracy 3/4/7/10) 4
Strenght: Class 1 (Strenght 1) 2
Gain: Standard
Coverage: Standard
Lateral Sensors [5pw/r] 8
Strenght: Class 1 (Strenght 1) 2
Gain: Standard
Coverage: Standard
Navigational Sensors [5pw/r] 8
Strenght: Class 5 (Strenght 5) 10
Gain: Alpha Class (+1) 2
Probes: 50 probes of various painful types 5
Sensors Skill: 2
Flight Control Systems
Autopilot: unneeded
Macho-Class Navigational Computer (-1) -1
Inertial Dampeners
2 Main: Strength 10 [6pw/r] 16
1 Backup: Strength 7 [2pw/r] 2
Attitude Control [1pw/r] 1
Neurogenic Interface [4pw/r] 4
Communications Systems
Type: Class 1 (Strenght 1) [2pw/r] 2
Emergency Communications [2pw/r] 1
Tractor Beams
None.
Transporters
Shield-Piercing Personnel Transporter [7pw/r] Pads: 8 26
Class I Coils (str9) Emitter/Receivers: Type 8 (100,000km)
Coffee-Transporters [8pw/r] Pads: 1000 kg 18
Class I Coils (str9) Emitter/Receivers: Type 4 (80,000km)
Cloaking Device: None
Security Systems
Rating: Liz'Hadar 25
Science Systems
Rating: 1 (+0) [1pw/r] 9
No Laboratories or Special equipment
TACTICAL SYSTEMS
21st-century LASER-cannon 1
type A 20 damage [2pw]
Normal Targeting (accuracy 5/6/8/11)
Narrow Forward Arc
21st-century LASER-cannon 1
type A 20 damage [2pw]
Normal Targeting (accuracy 5/6/8/11)
Narrow Forward Arc
21st-century LASER-cannon 1
type A 20 damage [2pw]
Normal Targeting (accuracy 5/6/8/11)
Narrow Starboard Arc
21st-century LASER-cannon 1
type A 20 damage [2pw]
Normal Targeting (accuracy 5/6/8/11)
Narrow Port Arc
21st-century LASER-cannon 1
type A 20 damage [2pw]
Normal Targeting (accuracy 5/6/8/11)
Narrow Dorsal Aft Arc
21st-century LASER-cannon 1
type A 20 damage [2pw]
Normal Targeting (accuracy 5/6/8/11)
Narrow Ventral Arc
Arse-Ripper Class Plasma Cannon 40
type 9 200 damage [20pw] (3 shots)
gamma class auto interlock (accuracy 3/4/6/9)
Arc: 180 degrees Forward
Arse-Ripper Class Plasma Cannon 40
type 9 200 damage [20pw] (3 shots)
gamma class auto interlock (accuracy 3/4/6/9)
Arc: 180 degrees Forward
Arse-Ripper Class Plasma Cannon 40
type 9 200 damage [20pw] (3 shots)
gamma class auto interlock (accuracy 3/4/6/9)
Arc: 180 degrees Port Ventral
Arse-Ripper Class Plasma Cannon 40
type 9 200 damage [20pw] (3 shots)
gamma class auto interlock (accuracy 3/4/6/9)
Arc: 180 degrees Starboard Ventral
Arse-Ripper Class Plasma Cannon 40
type 9 200 damage [20pw] (3 shots)
gamma class auto interlock (accuracy 3/4/6/9)
Arc: 180 degrees Aft Dorsal
[b]TA/T/TS: Delta Class [4pw/r] 15
Strength:10 Bonus:+3
Weapons Skill: 5
SHIELDS
4 Class 3 Shields (500 protection) [50pw/shield/r] 56
4 Type C Shield Grid (+50%) 32
4 Gamma Class Distortion Amplifiers (Threshold 150) 32
4 Class 4 Recharging System (30 seconds) 32
4 Backup Generators 4
Auto-Destruct System 4
AUXILIARY SPACECRAFT SYSTEMS
Shuttlebay: Capacity for 5 size worth of Ships 10
Standard complement: 5 Not-Beth-Class Mini-Fighters
Location: Aft Ventral.
NOTES:
Also known as the Scourge of the Universe or the Red-Headed Menace, the Styrofoam Bay is the oft-modified 21st century spacecraft manned by the most terrifying result of the Eugenics War; the Liz'Hadar. Always looking for the next shot of Black, these undefeated supersoldiers have destroyed worlds and sacked empires through the centuries. Seeking to erase this vile stain on humanity's and the Federation's history, Starfleet has tried to destroy the Styrofoam Bay on countless occasions, failing miserably each time, resulting in the loss of hundreds of irreplacable officers and inordinate amounts of coffee. It is highly reccommended that you give the Styrofoam Bay and the Liz'Hadar a wide berth, should you have the unfortunate chance of meeting them....
