Oxymorons

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Good pain.
Bad sex.
Ugly American. :rolleyes: :D
Native American. (even the Amerinds are immigrants)

and there's a whole lot of funny ones you can make about varied countries, but I won't, as they might be considered political.

Oh, I guess I could make some for universally hated groups...

Nazi Diplomat.

Jumbo shrimp

Military Intelliegence???? I resemble that remark.

My favorite is when people use the phrase "exactly the same".

Yancy

Shoulda got here sooner! :D

How about:

Petty cash
Fast food (which is typically neither)
Peacekeeper missile
Civil service
Justifiable homicide
Hurry up and wait (very annoying military-ism)
Lightweight

:D

Heh. I'd dispute number 13. The most common response when I go on site is for the contact to crane their neck upwards and say something like, "You're the computer guy?" :D (Granted, I look more like a Hell's Angel than a jock. Either way, I don't look like the stereotypical geek.)

Immediately after

:)

Law Enforcement
Holy Crusade
Political Discussion (:p)
Happily Married
Politically Correct
F*ckin' Hard
Hollywood's Greatest

Forgot one: Public Relations.

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Originally posted by Robbert Raets
Happily Married
F*ckin' Hard

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Cynic. ;) I don't see either of these as oxymorons. :D

Oxymoron: A pimple cream for idiots.

Practically useless

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Originally posted by Ineti
Cynic. ;) I don't see either of these as oxymorons. :D

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So sex is easy? What's your secret? :)

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Originally posted by Robbert Raets
So sex is easy? What's your secret? :)

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His wife. That would be me. ;)

I have nothing to add. ;)

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