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OI!
Give me that back - it's mine!
*SNAG!*
No.
Punch.
Yes.
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No chance. I wear triple reinforced glasses!Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
While you two boys fight over the exploding decoy trophey I'll polish the real one on my shelf and hit the "detonate" button.
Oh look! Metal splinters in your eye! How funny! :D
Try again baby.
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Watch with the nerd comments - I've seen your pics. :pQuote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Well, your face may be safe thanks to your nerd-glasses but the third-degree burns on your hands must really hurt.
I win.
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Ok.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Yes, but those glasses make me look sexy. They make YOU look like Drew Carey. :D
No more Mr nice JonA.
STOMP
Hehehehe.
Walks past squished IBG.
"I think this trophy is mine my dear."
PS: Yes you're right about your glasses.
PPS: Anyone else wonder how long before an Admin closes this thread? Any bets?
*doesn't need flashy colors or big letters to get his point across*
*zips in, collects trophy, thwacks everybody with the Salmon of Doubt for good measure, then bolts at Warp 13 and hides in the Dwingeloo Galaxy*
I win.
Fires a matter/antimatter bomb into the galactic core of the Dwingeloo Galaxy. Waits. Picks up trophy and using my Godlike powers I hide at the Dawn of Time.Quote:
Originally posted by First of Two
*doesn't need flashy colors or big letters to get his point across*
*zips in, collects trophy, thwacks everybody with the Salmon of Doubt for good measure, then bolts at Warp 13 and hides in the Dwingeloo Galaxy*
I win.
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OuchQuote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
The "silly" is safely contained here. Close this and it'll escape and pollute the other threads. :D
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You stomped my decoy.
And that's another exploding decoy trophy.
KABOOM
:D
I'm like Boris from Snatch though. Unkillable.
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Thats what you think.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
...and I'm an immortal goddess with powers beyond your understanding.
--that wins always! :D
I know what you're thinking...
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Coffee.
Am I right?
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Hot Cider?Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
No, I was thinking hot cider. No caffene.
I'll resume the coffee thang after the baby is done nursing. :)
Bleugh!
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Quote:
Originally posted by JonA
If you're killed, don't win.
Methinks someone is making the rules up as they go....
Therefore, methinks one should be stricken from the contest......
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
I win.
There are rules?Quote:
Originally posted by cherub
Methinks someone is making the rules up as they go....
Therefore, methinks one should be stricken from the contest......
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
I win.
(Apart from the double posting)?
We've secretly replaced the IBG's hot cider with cold plomeek soup. Let's see if anyone notices...
*steals the REAL trophy, drops his Portable Hole (TM), jumps in the hole, and closes it behind him*
PHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBT! :p
*Reopens hole. Fishes around for First. Grabs him. Slaps him. Steals trophy back*Quote:
Originally posted by First of Two
We've secretly replaced the IBG's hot cider with cold plomeek soup. Let's see if anyone notices...
*steals the REAL trophy, drops his Portable Hole (TM), jumps in the hole, and closes it behind him*
PHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBT! :p
Right.
Now I know a place where no-one is brave to obtain the trophy from.
THE LUGGAGE!
That wonderful trunk on his 1000 little legs eats the Trophy.
PS: If anyone is wondering what The Luggage is and why it's so damn nasty and dangerous I suggest you hunt of Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels. Read and laugh riotously.
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And The Winning does resume. Just not with you.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Jeeze, good thing I stole all those Oscars otherwise we'd be out of decoys by now. :rolleyes:
Whatever. The winning will now resume.
HA.
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You can't re-open a portable hole that's been inverted, silly. Don't you watch cartoons?
*Punts JonA into a black hole. Giggles at the relativistic effects.*
*Switches Liz's trophies with those of The Cheat.*
*Skips away to the Land of Milk and Honey.*
Damn. The bouncer won't let me in.
*Skips away to the Land of Sweet Tea and Porn DVD's*
I'll join you there!Quote:
Originally posted by First of Two
*Skips away to the Land of Sweet Tea and Porn DVD's*
Liz - you coming?
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Oi. Watch her - she's tried to sneak the trophy in with her "toys".Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Sure, let me get my toys.
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I don't want the trophy. I got some new porn for us to take into the land of Sweet Tea and Porn.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Not sneaking.
It's right here.
Look but don't touch.
Mine all mine. :D
;)
Kids, kids. Settle down.
I win. :p
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Go for it. I dare ya.
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:eek: I better change my email addy then. :p
I still win. :D
Trust me - you don't.Quote:
Originally posted by Sea Tyger
:eek: I better change my email addy then. :p
I still win. :D
On both counts.
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What a coincidence.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
WOOYAH! WINNING!
So am I!