Same here. But hold the squirrel.Quote:
All I need is a squirrel, 20 lbs. of gouda cheese, a Chinese embassy worker, a pair of nylons, 100 ft. of dental floss and a stalk of celery, and my plan shall be complete!
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Same here. But hold the squirrel.Quote:
All I need is a squirrel, 20 lbs. of gouda cheese, a Chinese embassy worker, a pair of nylons, 100 ft. of dental floss and a stalk of celery, and my plan shall be complete!
You may want to rethink that Snake...you never know when you might need that squirrel... :p :D
On Sea Tyger's advice I will take the squirrel after all. But I still need some convincing about the thai whore.
Ummm.... Thai whore...we don't provide those, sir...however, if you're looking to play some billiards, we can accomodate you... :p
Oh well I'll try playing billiards then.
Excellent! What colored balls do you want to use? :D
Huh those sitting on the left shelf?
(has no idea what's he's talking about)
I take it you haven't watched Unforgiven, then. :D
Gee I saw it when it first came out in '93 (was it '93?).
Ok back on topic now. Who wants to win?
And you don't remember the line about "billiards" in Skinny's saloon?
Oh, and there's no such thing as "off topic" on this thread. :)
Afraid not :( ; but now that you mention it I'll buy it for my video store and I'll get to see it again.Quote:
And you don't remember the line about "billiards" in Skinny's saloon?
ah great I can share my hemoroids problem with my fellow boardsmen then.Quote:
Oh, and there's no such thing as "off topic" on this thread.
If you really want to....not that I'm encouraging that sort of thing, you know. :eek:
*shudder*
:p :D
Hey I have an idea- we should each post a line at a time, to explain how I got my hemoroids. I'll start :
It all started on a cold December morning ;
I woke up with a funny feeling in my underpants....Quote:
Originally posted by Snake_Plissken
Hey I have an idea- we should each post a line at a time, to explain how I got my hemoroids. I'll start :
It all started on a cold December morning ;
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I'm not playing this game!!!
So we all agree that speaking of Snakes' hemoroids is OFF-TOPIC for everafter, right?
Gross, dude. Some folks open this thread early in the morning, you know!