Be a winner!

There was once this girl sitting on the bus;

She had a tendency to swear and cuss;

Said with a frown that shut traffic right down;

But that didn't prevent me from noticing the wind raising up her gown;

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Challenge: Make this one clean.:D

There once was a man from Nantucket

There once was a man from Nantucket

He was strolling one day and kicked a bucket

There once was a man from Nantucket

Who suddenly kicked the bucket (gotta remember your tempo :) )

He flew up to Heaven, counted to seven

next?

There once was a man from Nantucket

Who suddenly kicked the bucket

He flew up to Heaven, counted to seven

and said, " I'm so nervous, I hope i don't muck it!"

I know, bad
No Kill I, No Kill I

and i'm Winning

There once was a man from Nantucket;

Who suddenly kicked the buckel;

He flew up to Heaven, counted to seven;

and said, " I'm so nervous, I hope i don't muck it!";

and fall like Anakin Skywlaker in a lava pit; (hehe ep 3 spoiler)

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Originally posted by Snake_Plissken
and fall like Anakin Skywlaker in a lava pit; (hehe ep 3 spoiler)

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Awwwwwwwww! You runied it.

Bad Snake!

:D

HERE'S a challenge:

There once was a Snake named Plissken,

NEXT!!!
:p

There once was a Snake named Plissken;

who everyone upon meeting him thought he was taller;

There once was a snake called plisskin.
Who everyone's sanity he was riskin.
Whilst roaming the boards,
He took on the hoards,
'Til the members gave him a good pastin'.

:D :D :D

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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
There Once Was A Goddess Named Liz... :D

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Sighhh....

There once was a GODDESS named Liz,
Who got in a terrible tiz,
She killed off HR,
Then Styro's guitar,
Then began a life in da porn biz!

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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Couldn't think up anything nasty eh? :D

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Oh yeah I could but I'm in far too much of a good mood!

I LOVE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!