*Runs to the hills*Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
You are not man enough.
SMITE!
Now keep your distance or I'll reeeeally get mean. :D
"Is this distant enough for you?"
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*Runs to the hills*Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
You are not man enough.
SMITE!
Now keep your distance or I'll reeeeally get mean. :D
"Is this distant enough for you?"
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From this vantage point I can triangulate a mass mortar attack on the enemy's encampment.
Go for it boys:
WHEEE
KERSTOMP
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And so my plans unfold. Having been awaiting the IBG in her not-so-secret hideout, dressed like a waiter, I have put enough tranquilisers into her coffee to knock out all elephants in Africa. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Hey, children might be reading this! :D Anyway, I now have the trophy and am on my way home.
You might want to look out for the truck.Quote:
Originally posted by Ergi Anyway, I now have the trophy and am on my way home.
<WHAM!>
Ah, too late!
(Snags trophy as it arcs gracefully through the air, departs, whistling a happy tune!)
A schianova is a Venetian broadsword that was an early fencing weapon.Quote:
Originally posted by StyroFoam Man
Uh... :confused:
The czekan, nadziak and oubuch are all highly-prized Polish warhammers. The Poles were quite proud of their warhammers, and carried them everywhere they went...much to the chagrin of their foreign hosts. ;)
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The Winner! Me!
:D :D :D :D :D
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Not today, since Fesarius, may he rest in peace, took the decoy away from me. :DQuote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Sucks to be you. ;)
Sorry folks. There was a defect in the manufacturing process of the trophy. I need to take it back to the factory for replacement.Quote:
Originally posted by Ergi
Not today, since Fesarius, may he rest in peace, took the decoy away from me. :D
*Grabs trophy*
I'll bring it back.
Honest.
*Sprints for the door*
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And because time can't escape a black hole and I instantly get placed back to a time when I was winning this thread.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Weeee! Watch JonA get sucked down the black hole! :D
Like now.
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I beg to differ.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Like a black-hole you are uber-dense... because I and ONLY I am winning this contest. :p
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Removes one of my socks and places it on the trophy.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Wrong again.
Now - who's brave enough to get the trophy?
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*Sneaks up behind Liz and twangs her bra strap - sending the real trophy flying*Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
(beams trophy out with transporter and seals it in black-hole)
Doesn't anyone remember the fact that I stuffed the REAL trophy down my cleavage yesterday? :confused:
Well, in the meantime I have used my mind-control/hypnosis power to force styro to remove it from there and bring it back to me. :D
Check and mate.
Yeah right! You really think that once he's got the bloody thing he'll hand it to you.Quote:
Originally posted by Ergi
Well, in the meantime I have used my mind-control/hypnosis power to force styro to remove it from there and bring it back to me. :D
Check and mate.
At least I know how not to treat a woman. :D
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Transferring warp power to the deflector shield captain.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
That is assuming that Styro has a mind left to control, and I'm not wearing a bra right now. Looks like you annoyed one of my LizHadar clones. Yep. She's pissed.
Better run!
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I just wanted to add that I have taken the liberty of removing the matress from the lower end of the stairs. He does learn, but he isn't good enough. Nice teamwork Liz! By the way, where is the trophy? Styro never showed up at my home.
He's run off to Mars with it.Quote:
Originally posted by Ergi
I just wanted to add that I have taken the liberty of removing the matress from the lower end of the stairs. He does learn, but he isn't good enough. Nice teamwork Liz! By the way, where is the trophy? Styro never showed up at my home.
Oh and OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
That bloody hurt!
Well, I'd have been back sooner, but was recently embroiled in a situation of some gravity.
Fortunately, a passing Mars bound space vessel rescued me. To repay that kindness, I agreed to take that nasty trophy off their hands![*]
[*] Space pilots occasionally suffer from delusions. Any suggestion that I am not entitled to the trophy should be disregarded.
Hmmm, well, it seems that the trophy is in need of decontamination. I'll take care of that. You can thank me later.
*runs off with trophy*
Trophy Decontamination Crew. Move along. Nothing to see here. (Grab. Run.) I win.
Excuse me, that trophy is the property of the Celestial Intervention Agency. Hand it over. :p
I win. :D
Sorry, but the Celestial Mechanics' Guild has authority over trophies in space.
As we like to say. "Well, isn't that spatial?"
I win.
No, it's a special anomaly. ;)
I win. :D
Lets off a special anomaly in the room....*
And runs off with the prize as everyone passes out.
:)
*Okay okay - so it's base humour but it's a British trait. We do four types of humour better than any other:
Sarcastic
Ironic
Satiric
Toilet
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Liz - got some bad news for you.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Fighting over yet another decoy. Silly kids.
(polishes the real trophy) Will they ever learn? Suurrrrvay Saaaaays--- NO! :D
Whilst you were sleeping (or at least in bed) I swapped the trophy with the decoy you fobbed off on to me. You were so distracted last night you didn't even notice.
HA!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
No no no, that's a decoy too. See? [presses button]
Why do you keep stuffing that thing down your pants?! Do you like having your nads blasted off or somthing?! :confused:
***-fizzles-***
Limps off muttering darkly about getting that damn IBG once and for all.
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
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Hmmm.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Many have tried, all have failed. Bring it one, I look forward to kicking your arse some more. :D
Have to be careful here otherwise you might revoke my "special" gifts.
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