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She's a Black Magic Woman....Quote:
Originally posted by Fesarius
Turn around fate must have woke her
'Cause lady luck she was waitin' outside the door!
Winning ... I'm winning ... I'm winning ...
(This thread has now been Santana-ized for your protection.)
:D :D :D :D
Since Tyger didn't see the last one, i'll reach around behind his back and steal the trophy from Argyle
I Win :D
Give that back, you sneak!
*Casually meanders in, watchs Sea Tyger grab the trophy, applauds Argyle's valiant effort to stop him before they both fall into a heap on the floor. The trophy rolls out of their hands and I pick it up*
"Now now boys. Remember to share your toys!"
Mine!
"What did you learn in school today?"Quote:
Originally posted by JonA
"Now now boys. Remember to share your toys!"
Mine!
"I learned hoarding!"
"Don't you mean sharing?"
"NO, if I'd meant sharing, I'd've said sharing. I mean <GRAB!> hoarding!"
<Runs off...>
OI!!Quote:
Originally posted by Fesarius
"What did you learn in school today?"
"I learned hoarding!"
"Don't you mean sharing?"
"NO, if I'd meant sharing, I'd've said sharing. I mean <GRAB!> hoarding!"
<Runs off...>
Come back with that trophy!
As this is starting to resemble a keystone cops setting, perhaps the very model of a modern major general must step in and take order.
*takes trophy*
Thank you, very much, kind sir.
:p :D
"I am the very model of a modern Major-General,Quote:
Originally posted by Sea Tyger
As this is starting to resemble a keystone cops setting, perhaps the very model of a modern major general must step in and take order.
*takes trophy*
Thank you, very much, kind sir.
:p :D
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters of winning threads."
Me win.
You were a bit flat in that last bar. Nice try, though. :p
I win! :D
You were way off too!Quote:
Originally posted by Sea Tyger
You were a bit flat in that last bar. Nice try, though. :p
I win! :D
:D
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Not really babe.
You see we just let you think you're winning when you were actually disqualified weeks ago. We just let you carry on because we didn't want to hurt your feelings.
We even gave you a consolation plastic imitation trophy for your troubles.
But the competition is now just amongst us.
Sorry.
Please try again later....
:D :D :D
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So we were both disqualified.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Oh, right... this must have happened right after we disqualified you, because no one else got the memo. We're just stringing you along so you don't go off on one of your depressive Brit-Fits. :p
Oh well - fancy setting up a rival competition?
It's called the "Compliment the above person thread!"
Second thoughts.....
OH AND I RESENT THE DEPRESSIVE BRIT-FIT COMMENT!!!!!
I am NOT fit!
:D
While you two are arguing, Gilbert and Sullivan, my pair of reconditioned (to factory specs, of course) T-850 Model 101 Terminators, retrieve the trophy.
Thanks!
Hasta la vista, Jon and Liz!
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Tsk, tsk, tsk....you just don't know your copyright laws.... ;) So, your win is simply null and void. :pQuote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
I win! (TM, Copyright, Patent Pending) :D
I win, though. :D
*Slowly decends from the ceiling on a rope and harness, grabs the trophy, and escapes through the skylight leaving only a freshly knitted sock as a calling card.* :D
Ah, but you see, with today's modern forensic technology, I can determine exactly where that sock was knitted, and hunt you down like the sock-wearing dog that you are.... ;)
And...................this rant is over. I win. :D
Hmm. Seawater and a tiger-eye opal. Have these analyzed and tell me where they came from.
<Later>
Excellent work, team! You found him, and now I have this! (Points to trophy in double locked, force field protected case.)
And this time, I'm going to keep it!
*steals the case*
mwahahahahahahahah!
:D :D :D :D :D
I win for all eternity!!!!!
Mwa, ha, ha, ha, haaaaaaa!!!!
*Looks at Treefrog's post count*Quote:
Originally posted by Treefrog
I win for all eternity!!!!!
Mwa, ha, ha, ha, haaaaaaa!!!!
Why you sneaky little upstart - come ere and give me back MY trophy!
:D
"Let me just dust thawt and put it away, sahr!"
<Zoooooom!>
Ah, the fake butler, gets 'em every time!
(Welds trophy into box, puts in room with hundreds of identical boxes. Find it NOW, wiseguys! :))
It just so happens that I've just bought this building and everything in it! I don't need to find it! The trophy is mine! Out! Out, of my house, and no loitering on the lawn! :D
No what on the lawn? Oh, loitering.Quote:
Originally posted by Argyle
It just so happens that I've just bought this building and everything in it! I don't need to find it! The trophy is mine! Out! Out, of my house, and no loitering on the lawn! :D
I win. :D
Phew - I thought he said toileting!Quote:
Originally posted by Sea Tyger
No what on the lawn? Oh, loitering.
I win. :D
Don't ask.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
[uses amazing IBG-powers to summon trophy]
Mine once again. Now if you don't have coffee clear out of here 'cause I only got two hours sleep and feel like smiting someone. :mad:
Here have catering pack of Nescafe Gold Label. Makes 100 litres
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Ok - fine. Have some perculated (sp) coffee - it rots your guts though.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
INSTANT COFFEE!? BLEAH!!! YOU SOULESS BASTARD! NOW YOU DIE!
DEATH-SMITE!
:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
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Thats good. I hate hospitals.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Irrelevent. I'm immortal, so "gut rot" doesn't affect me.
You however are a squishy mortal. Remember your place in the order of things and you'll spend less time in the hospital. :D
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Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
And yet you continue to try to get the last word. Have you learned NOTHING over the last few weeks?! :mad:
Obviously not!
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Yes - can I log off and go home now?Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
:rolleyes:
Guess I'll have to repeat the lesson:
SQUISH!
Any questions?
To late.
Have a nice weekend all and be good.
*Grabs trophy and runs out of thread*
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