Victory is fleeting. Have a nice cup of coffee. (Grab trophy and run):D I win.
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Victory is fleeting. Have a nice cup of coffee. (Grab trophy and run):D I win.
Ahm the rootinist, tootinist outlaw in these here parts, y'mutant galoot! Now gimme that trophy!
<Nab!>
Paint hole in ground in front of Fesarius. Grab trophy as he falls in.:D
Replace trophy in tmutant's hands with ACMEtm Dynamite and runn offQuote:
Originally posted by tmutant
Paint hole in ground in front of Fesarius. Grab trophy as he falls in.:D
Beep Beep:D
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I'll take that, thank you. ;)
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I ah, ah,ah ( stammering at still naked IBG) MY it's cold out here. Swipe, run.:D
<Climbs out of hole>
Consarnit! Hey! What's this?
<Picks up paint tmutant used to create hole, paints anvil in air over tmutant's head...>
<CLANG!>
Ahl take that trophy, varmint!
Nice trophy, Doc. Wait, isn't that a topless IBG?!!
*swipes trophy as Fesarius looks*
Ain't I a stinker? :p
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I grab the trophy while you're laughing at the beatdown Ms. Tyger's laying on Sea Tyger.
How can I ignore the flash? Simple: after Tyger used that trick, I got myself a bottle of Argaiv, a drug that, somehow, never caught on -- but is exactly what I needed right at this moment! :)
<Puts trophy in 10x10x10 concrete block, pours in Acme super concrete hardener from a safe distance away!>
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*watches as the Wormhole opens in the server room and Liz conks herself out on the VAX Machine....Shrugs....and notes the trophy now lying on the ground*
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*bounces away with it*
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*sticks the Cable back into the OC-38*
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*traps Styro in the Loose Wire Closest and cranks Helen Redy: The LAs Vegas Years into the closet*
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*bounces away*
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I love it when a plan comes together! :)
*watches Liz pass out from the spiked coffee and makes off with trophy*
Too bad she didn't stuff it down her cleavage again....don't know if my heart could take that a second time.... ;)
Fesarius: Ms. Tyger? She might just take offense to that... ;)
My sincere apologies.Quote:
Originally posted by Sea Tyger
Ms. Tyger? She might just take offense to that... ;)
Shake?
<Kra-zzzzap!!>
Ah, the wonderfulness of a Joker brand joybuzzer handshake!
You won't need this trophy while you're dreaming, so I'll hang onto it for you!
I wander away to work in the snow and the ice and the horrible awfulness of winter and while I'm gone some miscreant runs off with my trophy and,... oh. Here it is. Never mind.:D
Oh, thanks! You found my trophy!
*swipes said trophy*
Buh-bye!
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Thats me out. I'm on the wagon.
Takes trophy, fills it with stout, and downs it. :D
Ok - gonna regret this.
Grabs trophy - fills it with Jamesons. Downs it. And passes out.
MEDIC!!!!!!
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Ahem,
I said
MEDIC
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HMO?Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
We're sorry, the computer doesn't recognize your HMO... so either stew in your own wastes or come up with $250,000 cash by the end of the shift.
NEXT!
We have a National Health Service here. Free healthcare.
It's good in an emergency but long term medical care leaves a lot to be desired. Best go private.
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Based out of America?Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Yes, but this thread is based out of America, so we don't recognize your unholy government managed socialist
medical "plan." We only take cash, organs or HMO. :D
Check the initiator. Thats right JonA.
Now check his location. Well done. Birmingham UK.
Ok - I admit the site is American though.
Besides - the internet knows no borders (except when it comes to porn and MSN chat).
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Yeah - it's not as if you've got a shortage of ice at the moment is it?Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
The server is based in Salt Lake City, therefore you are typing on American Territory when you come here.... and I'm sorry we don't recognize your medical plan. We however are authorized to issue you an ice-pack.
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Is that a "we" or "I"?Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Right. Lemme reach out the window and break off a piece. There ya go. Now clear out of here before I call Security.
Oh, and leave that trophy on the nurse's station. Otherwise we'll have to give you a series of painful injections.
;)