…Now from the home office in Utopia Planitia, Mars...
The Top 10 Ways that Brannon Bragga can ‘Top Himself’:
10) 100 gallons of diesel fuel, with whipped cream and a cherry…bomb (lit)
9) An industrial dump truck load of bricks, all solid lead
8) Angry/Scared (and trampling) Elephants
7) Dung, of assorted varieties…why not, he’s been shoveling ‘it’ for years...:rolleyes:
6) His own Ego…that’s gotta’ be one of the heaviest objects on the planet
5) Sprinkles…half covered in skin absorbable poison, the other half covered by something like Rubidium
4) An Ocean Tanker, filled with the negative reviews of Enterprise, Star Trek: Insurrection, and ST: Nemisis, along with the unbought products thereof
3) 100 tons of straw, representing the ‘one’ that broke the fans’ backs
2) Broken glass shards, dropped on him from a great height
and the #1 way Brandon Bragga can ‘Top Himself’…
With dirt…preferably a six-foot depth’s worth :D