Father's response to son: "Well, I hope it's with a woman."Quote:
Originally posted by CorpBoy
Their biggest tourist seller (I was told) are the little bumper stickers that read "I [*heart*] Intercourse, PA" :)
Father's response to daughter: "Who's the bastard?!???"
Climax Michigan, on the other side of the state from me, has proven to be endless fodder for my admitedly juvenile sense of humor:
When visiting (somewhat more distant) relatives: "Honey do we have to go all the way to Climax tonight?"
Getting back on the expressway: "Should we pull out right at Climax or just before?"
On commenting about a trip I'd recently made with my friends: "Yeah, me and the other four guys hit Climax, then stopped cuz we got the munchies."
There are literally dozens more, but I'll spare you. Do we even have to mention Hell, MI?
I suppose next someone's going to have to mention Intercourse, PA and Blue Balls, PA.
"These jokes just write themselves."
- Shane Vendrell, "The Shield", 2003