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03-28-2002, 08:51 AM
Phoenix

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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
>>>Does JumpingJacks>>>>

Are we selling tickets yet, or can we still just grab a chair? :D:D:D
03-28-2002, 10:01 AM
StyroFoam Man

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03-28-2002, 11:02 AM
Karg

Captain, Sensors indicate that the Males in the room are losing blood flow thier Crainial Caviteis and that it is moving into a lower region of thier anatomy.....

Captain?.......

::Karg pulls up a chair to watch too and Drool::

Ewl, Klingon Drool!:D

Karg
03-28-2002, 11:36 AM
Liz Not Beth

ROTFL!

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03-28-2002, 12:06 PM
Sarge

Evil bad naughty Liz! Let the spanking begin.

"Spank me!" "No, spank me!" "Spank me!"

Lancelot: Galahad, we are here to rescue you from the peril of Castle Anthrax!
Galahad: But I want to face the peril!
Lancelot: No, it is far too perilous!
03-28-2002, 01:17 PM
silverthorn

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that's what I call comedy.
03-28-2002, 03:03 PM
jedimuldoon

????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mmmmmmmmm..........ok

"sitts in chair"

geez do guys ALWAYS do this? :rolleyes:

:D Liz Not Beth nice style ;) :p
03-29-2002, 11:51 AM
Highway Hoss

ZOINKS!!!

I finally get a job...spend the last four days getting trained...finally manage to get back to the forums...only to discover that Styro's significant other has been unleashed upon us. Ah well, welcome to the forums, Liz!!! Now we can enjoy "The Styro and Liz Show" in the comfort of our own computers...:D
(Sees the "Jumping-Jack" show going on, gets an idea :D Hoss immediately posts a sign: SEE LIZ DOING JUMPING JACKS $5.00. An onlooker asks:"What in the name of Hades are you doing?!!" "I'm generating a new revenue stream, pal."
03-29-2002, 12:07 PM
Hugh Casey

Welcome :confused: to the boards Liz!

Say, any chance of a photo of you (or you and Styro) out there somewhere upon the ether?

Just so we could put a face to the jumping jacks... ;)

Hugh
03-29-2002, 01:10 PM
Greg Smith

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Originally posted by Hugh Casey
Welcome :confused: to the boards Liz!

Say, any chance of a photo of you (or you and Styro) out there somewhere upon the ether?

Just so we could put a face to the jumping jacks... ;)

Hugh

A face??? :)

That's not what you want to look at, admit it. :)

{Greg pays his $5 to Highway Hoss and pulls up a seat}
03-29-2002, 02:07 PM
Hugh Casey

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Originally posted by Greg Smith

A face??? :)

That's not what you want to look at, admit it. :)

{Greg pays his $5 to Highway Hoss and pulls up a seat}

You know, some of us like looking at the TOTAL package! That's why I love MY wife! (Beauty, Body, Brains, all in one... YEE HAA!)

(BTW... there isn't anyone under 18 in the room, is there?;) )

Hugh:
(A dirty old man of 37!)
03-29-2002, 03:26 PM
jedimuldoon

$5?!

I bid $20!
03-29-2002, 11:51 PM
StyroFoam Man

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03-30-2002, 12:07 AM
Sea Tyger

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In addition to being soothing to the eyes, she's also very very smart. In fact I would have never finished algebra without her let alone trig and calc... :)

Ya gotta love a woman who can help get you through calc. :D Being a math guy, I can appreciate that quality in a woman.

[pulls up a chair]

Now, can she do a triple integral with those jumping jacks?
03-30-2002, 01:37 AM
REG

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Originally posted by StyroFoam Man

...and loving every moment of it.... :D

Hey hey hey! Keep it behind your bedroom door. :D
03-30-2002, 02:22 AM
Liz Not Beth

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03-30-2002, 02:27 AM
Liz Not Beth

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03-30-2002, 02:28 AM
Liz Not Beth

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03-30-2002, 02:30 AM
Liz Not Beth

Re: ZOINKS!!!

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03-30-2002, 02:47 AM
Highway Hoss

Alright, you heard the lady...show's over! Make sure to deposit your departure fee of $200 at the door! Any objections will be addressed by my CRM-114 (collects money...about $1000+...from all the drooling pervs, smiles evilly :D then notices Liz glaring at him :mad: Hoss, being a generous man :rolleyes: gives Liz a 50% cut of the take...walks away counting his money). ;)
03-30-2002, 07:50 AM
SIR SIG

So Liz after all this time you finally show up in person eh?

Well its a pleasure to see that you will be adding some intelectual comments here compared to ye olde Styro ;)

Welcome aboard Cadet and don't forget to salute the Officers :p
03-30-2002, 09:50 AM
Phoenix

Hoss, I had no idea your 'lobes' were so big...:).

Hey, Sty-Liz symbiote- do you perchance have a photo of Styro that's not of the DMV's thumbnail collection...some thing like creatures in their natural habit... :rolleyes:
03-30-2002, 02:27 PM
Perrryyy

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Originally posted by Sea Tyger

Ya gotta love a woman who can help get you through calc. :D

Now, can she do a triple integral with those jumping jacks?

Where was she when I had to get through Calc 1 & Calc 2 in college! :p

I agree thought, ya gotta love a gala who can get you through integrals & the chain rule! :p

/me drops a brick of gold-pressed latinum in the box at the door! :D
03-30-2002, 11:45 PM
Liz Not Beth

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03-31-2002, 03:30 AM
Highway Hoss

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Posted by Phoenix:
Hoss, I had no idea your 'lobes' were so big...

To quote a Rule of Acqusition: "Opprotunity (mine) plus Instinct (The forum's baser ones) equals (Mine and Liz's) profit."

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Liz to SIR SIG: Bite me.

Uh oh...I have a feeling that SIR SIG's going to take her up on that offer...:D
For my next big venture, I might stage a Kimber/Stormer concert (from the JEM cartoon series) with them wearing Victoria's Secret outfits....oh yeah, two young and sexy musicians wearing revealing outfits...that'll rake in the cash.
03-31-2002, 07:17 AM
SIR SIG

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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth

Bite me. :D

To the upper left or the upper right? ;)
03-31-2002, 08:59 AM
Phoenix

LOL

Oh my...this is getting interesting, very interesting...
03-31-2002, 11:49 AM
Robbert Raets

Lordy....
03-31-2002, 01:02 PM
StyroFoam Man

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03-31-2002, 01:21 PM
Liz Not Beth

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03-31-2002, 01:29 PM
Robbert Raets

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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Come anywhere near me and I convert you into a eunich, understood?! :D

:eek: Run of ye value yer life, mate! ;)
03-31-2002, 01:36 PM
Liz Not Beth

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03-31-2002, 02:34 PM
Highway Hoss

:eek: Man, I really hate it when I'm right...time to head for the old Panic Room...this is gonna get ugly.
03-31-2002, 08:06 PM
StyroFoam Man

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04-01-2002, 06:23 AM
SIR SIG

Not the touchy feely type Liz? ;) lol

Perhaps I've bitten off more then I can chew :)

Still this wierd/strange thread is dragging the chain abit now.

So welcome aboard and I'll leave it at that.

(SirSig withdraws to protect his honour before he says something really silly/funny/and disgusting ;) )
04-01-2002, 12:10 PM
Karg

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Originally posted by SIR SIG

To the upper left or the upper right? ;)

"Commence Primary Ignition" Yipes

::Karg Imeadiatly Beams aboaqrd his D-7 and heads for the Galactic Rim at Ludicrous Speed:::D :D :D :D

Woah Boy

Karg
04-01-2002, 02:43 PM
First of Two

*begins to realize the implications of what he's watching on the screen...*

My... GOD...
*drops cup of tea*
Shields! SHIELDS!!!
04-02-2002, 12:59 AM
Liz Not Beth

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04-02-2002, 01:45 AM
Highway Hoss

(Opens bolthole from his neutronium-lined panic room) Whew...looks like things have calmed down a bit...(taps his communicator)..."Captain to Kimberly Stormer...one to beam up; lets get out of here." (A shimmer of energy as Captain Hoss fades away; a munite later, the U.S.S. Kimberly Stormer NCC-86031 breaks orbit and immediately goes to warp.)
04-02-2002, 02:52 AM
C5

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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth

Indeed. You wouldn't last five minuets with me. Not even five.

Man, naughty me... everybody was just talking about innocent dance contests here, and I was seeing innuendos everywhere...:p

Naughty, naughty, french boy :D :D :D
Bad C5, bad :p

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