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11-21-2003, 01:13 PM
JonA

Hey Captain,

I took your test:

I am an imaginary number
1i
I don't really exist
_

what number are you?

this quiz by orsa
11-21-2003, 01:40 PM
Captain Novaes

This is one of the zaniest tests I´ve ever seen. So I´m signing my Geek Certificate putting it on my sig, but then... not much use trying to hide the obvious! I am a Geek, like my father before me...

No, wait... that´s not true, actually. Dad´s never been a geek.

Anyway, the test is nice. I´ll post some other goodies for the mathematically inclined lot of you later, as soon as my midterm season passes.
11-21-2003, 01:52 PM
StyroFoam Man

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11-21-2003, 01:59 PM
JonA

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Originally posted by StyroFoam Man
Not really. Better than having to carry a gun and keeping the doors locked.

BTW I figured out why the universe is expanding. It's fleeing her. :D

If the universe is fleeing her and you're staying does that mean the universe is wrong and Styro is right?
11-21-2003, 02:00 PM
Liz Not Beth

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11-21-2003, 02:01 PM
Liz Not Beth

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11-21-2003, 02:24 PM
JonA

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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Ok... It wasn't funny when you posted it on the other forum and it's not funny here.

Anyone who laughs will suffer. Got it? :mad:

Sniggers
11-21-2003, 02:24 PM
Cochrane

Ha ha! :rolleyes:
11-21-2003, 02:24 PM
JonA

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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
He can't leave. If he does then I have no access to the checking account and I can't buy food.

Damn. :mad:

He's smarter than he looks. :(

And thats saying something.
11-21-2003, 02:39 PM
Liz Not Beth

NEW! WIDE SCREEN FORMAT!

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11-21-2003, 02:41 PM
Liz Not Beth

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11-21-2003, 02:48 PM
JonA

Re: NEW! WIDE SCREEN FORMAT!

Quote:

Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
CHARGING! R-DRILL!

(Arm morphs into a wicked 10' long drill-bit)

WIRRZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRZZZRRRZZZRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRZZZZZZZ!

There. That works much better than ripping a new one. :D

Hmmmm.

Ducks.
11-21-2003, 02:51 PM
Liz Not Beth

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11-21-2003, 02:58 PM
Captain Novaes

I don´t think I have ever enjoyed these foruns so much as in the previous days :D

I´ll be sure to remember you all in my X-mas postcard list.
11-21-2003, 03:04 PM
JonA

Quote:

Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
(watches as drill-bit catches JonA in the arse)

:D

Right. Thats it. No more Mr Nice Brit.

STOMP!

Hehehehe.

I've not Stomped Liz in ages so she's well overdue.
11-21-2003, 03:06 PM
Captain Novaes

:eek:

Now that was un-gentlemanly...

wainting for Liz´ response...
11-21-2003, 03:09 PM
JonA

Quote:

Originally posted by Captain Novaes
:eek:

Now that was un-gentlemanly...

wainting for Liz´s response...

You're obviosuly working under the misguided belief that Liz is a lady?

Jon runs and hides under the stairs
11-21-2003, 03:15 PM
Captain Novaes

Quote:

Originally posted by JonA
You're obviosuly working under the misguided belief that Liz is a lady?

Uhhhhhhhhh... yeah, that´s my general feeling... :D

I mean, I always thought the smites and the overall nasty temper were part of her charm.

Wouldn´t the rest of you guys agree?
11-21-2003, 03:21 PM
JonA

Quote:

Originally posted by Captain Novaes
Uhhhhhhhhh... yeah, that´s my general feeling... :D

I mean, I always thought the smites and the overall nasty temper were part of her charm.

Wouldn´t the rest of you guys agree?

Creeping really doesn't have any effect on her you know?

As for Liz's real persona. Oh the naivity.
11-21-2003, 03:30 PM
Liz Not Beth

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11-21-2003, 03:31 PM
Captain Novaes

Quote:

Originally posted by JonA
Creeping really doesn't have any effect on her you know?

As for Liz's real persona. Oh the naivity.

Hey! I resent that remark! Most definetely not trying to be a creep!

:D

As for the naïvete... well, it´s part of my (lack of) charm!
11-21-2003, 03:32 PM
Liz Not Beth

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11-21-2003, 03:34 PM
Liz Not Beth

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11-21-2003, 03:37 PM
Liz Not Beth

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11-21-2003, 03:39 PM
JonA

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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Then why the hell do you keep sending me Email?! :D

Er you got me there.

If I said because you reply to mine would you stop?

:D
11-21-2003, 03:41 PM
JonA

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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
'zts ok. I like you.

I'm just plotting and planning. Rue the day I rise up and kick all you bloody Brits and smelly French people off the earth and banish all of Spain to the moon! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Starts whistling "Rule Britannia".

Oh - and you really think Europe would be safe left in the hands of the Irish?

Everyone would spend all day hanging around in the pub drinking stout whilst eyeing up the barmaids in their skimpy tops before...

Hang on!

Liz- go ahead.
11-21-2003, 03:44 PM
JonA

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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
If you fancy yourself a "real man" then you'll help me take him down a peg. :D

Rubs hands with glee.

Bring it on.

SMITE SHIELD: On
ELECTROSMITE SHIELD: On
SHIELD AMPLIFIER: On
ZONE OF ELECTRONULIFICATION (Level 10): On.

Hehehehehe!

Jon looks at Electricity Bill and gulps - I hope this battle is over soon, I can't afford to power all these shields forever.
11-21-2003, 03:49 PM
Liz Not Beth

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11-21-2003, 03:50 PM
Liz Not Beth

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11-21-2003, 03:52 PM
JonA

Quote:

Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
(pushes JonA down the stairs, and watches his shield arc and spark and laughs when the generator explodes)

The more complex the plumbing the easier it is to clog the drain. :D

To quote your sig:

Shattered my spine is... feel my legs I cannot.

HELP!
11-21-2003, 03:54 PM
JonA

Quote:

Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Because I am going to get the last word. So there. :D

For that I am grateful
11-21-2003, 05:45 PM
Captain Novaes

Quote:

Originally posted by JonA
Shattered my spine is... feel my legs I cannot.

HELP!

:Looks around:

:Gives a coup de grace, in best d20 style:

Consider yourself taken down a peg, mate :cool:

Can´t ignore a lady´s request - it would be unseemly ;)

And Liz... I´m terribly sorry I wasn´t around to help before. Damn traffic on way back home kept me away from this thread!
11-21-2003, 05:56 PM
Captain Novaes

And now, for something completely diferent

Somehow, all these exchanges with JonA and Liz reminded of a Liberty Meadows cartoon. Here´s a sample...

http://www.firestarter.blogger.com.br/lib1109g.gif

Vaguely familiar?

;)
11-21-2003, 11:47 PM
Cochrane

See, I'm immune to Liz.

Is this thread considered on topic?
11-22-2003, 12:20 AM
BouncyCaitian

*pouts since no one liked the accordion......switches to bag of squeezing cats (bagpipes) and deliberately plays off-key*. :p
11-22-2003, 03:51 AM
Karg

Ah Liberty Meadows. Very Funny Strip!
11-22-2003, 09:26 AM
Liz Not Beth

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11-22-2003, 09:48 AM
StyroFoam Man

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11-22-2003, 11:41 AM
Sea Tyger

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Originally posted by BouncyCaitian
*pouts since no one liked the accordion......switches to bag of squeezing cats (bagpipes) and deliberately plays off-key*. :p

Ahhh...music to me ears. :D

*dons his kilt and dances a jig*

:D :D :D
11-22-2003, 01:21 PM
Liz Not Beth

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