Be a winner!

Happy, happy, joy joy! For I am victorious again! Oooh, and at the top of a page, too!

Ah, the joys of victory. :) But alas!
In the end, nothing lasts. :(You are no longer winning. :p

I am:D

Nor are you. I win! :D

And I applaud your victory, your past victory that is. One has to be gracious in victory.;)

Gracious! It looks like I'm winning! :)

Better get your eyes checked, as it looks like someone completely different is winning... namely me! :D

No, my eyes are fine -- they see me, clearly in the winner's circle!

Sorry, didn't they tell you? The winner's circle was moved earlier... to right under me! :D

...and kept moving.
Now it is under me! :p

No, that is just the event horizon of a point singularity. Sucks to be you, but I win!

I'm afraid you must be mistaken. Clearly, I am winning. Pity.:D

Pity indeed, for you are no longer winning. I am! :D

*Sigh*

(Takes out shepherd's crook, hooks winner's circle, drags it back under himself.)

There! Winning!!

"911. Please state the nature of the emergency."

"I've been robbed!"

"Calm down, sir. Can you describe your assailant? What did he steal?"

"He was a hunchback, dressed in shepherd's robes, and stole my circle!"

"Thank you, sir. We'll look into it."


:::ninety minutes pass:::


"Good evening, sir. We tracked down the crooked shepherd who took your circle. After beating the perp vigorously, we got it back for you."

"Gee, thanks!"


Remember, kids. Crime does not pay... but winning does! :D

Crime does pay. Just not enough.:D

I win.