Be a winner!

[size=huge]You are in error. Racont-U-REX is winning. Thank you for your cooperation.[/size]

"Thank you, friend Computer!" :D

The Computer is your friend. Trust no one. Keep your laser handy.:D

Racont-U-REX, please report to the nearest termination chamber. Thank you for your cooperation. Have a nice day.

I win.:D

[size=huge]You have already confessed to being a mutant, Citizen. Might the "t" stand for... traitor?!? We can only assume that you count yourself among that most perfidious of enemies, the Commie mutant traitor scum. We therefore declare Racont-U-REX's next clone to be the winner. No need to report to the nearest termination center, tmutant. A Vulture Squadron assault team has already been dispatched. Have a nice daycycle![/size]

It's good to be High Programmer. :)

Thank you for your diligence in discovering and terminating traitors, Racont-U-REX. As a valued troubleshooter, your assistance is urgently required in Research and Development, to test a new interface between the computer and high programmers. We will need to remove your skull and most of your cerebral cortex, so please be sure to take your Fun medication at least one hour before reporting.

And while he's doing that, I'll just win!

Yeah, but I'll be having more fun (medication, that is), and more fun means I win... at least until such time as I lose higher brain function. And that won't be for at least a few cycles. :D

*Watches Markie (Mark IV Assault tank) tac nuke Tmutant and RaconteurX in Mandatory Live Fire Tests*


I Win :)

Time to choose.

No, time to win! Yay me! :D

Language is your playground, huh? Here, read this:

"This is a cursed scroll of illiteracy. As you reed the werts, your will slowwlee b'kum unbl du ree ennyting elz..."

And so, once again, I win!

Like illiteracy ever hampered the oral tradition of storytelling. That is what a raconteur does, after all... recount tales. Therefore I win again! :p

Racoontur-eks (mumble mumble dang scroll mumble mumble) eye win.:D

Silly tmutant... didn't think to buy decent "protection from magic", did you? The Big Blue Schoolboy has a similar problem, you know, and look where that oft lands him.

I emerge triumphant!

The Big Red Cheese, on the other hand is very difficult to effect with magic. I win.:D

Here's a little trick Mom taught me when you weren't around... KA-BLAMMM!

Now I'm winning! :)

Poor Fesarius. See what happens when you play with antique firearms, kids? They misfire, explode in your face and then I have to clean up the mess.

Sure, I win... but ewwwwwwww! :p