I think not, Puny human! You have not been paying your protection fee's. We will take the Trophy as payment:D
Winning
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I think not, Puny human! You have not been paying your protection fee's. We will take the Trophy as payment:D
Winning
Good thing I hired Karg as a goon. ;)
Still sick, but still kickin'. ;)
And winnin'! :p
Police officers appear at Tyger's door.
"Sir, we've had a report someone's been kicking things around here."
Tyger, convinced they're fakes, administers a beat down. Too late, he realizes they're real cops, and that while he was distracted, I snuck in and left with the trophy!
But what you didn't know is that, in true, Bert -- I mean Bret! -- Maverick fashion, I paid these guys to act like cops to catch people trying to steal my trophy.
Now, put it back, nice and easy; okay, excellent...get 'im boys!
While they're "entertaining" Fesarius, I'll polish my trophy. :p
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Lobs in a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
"polish your trophy..." Is that a secret code for wan- nevermind. :D
Anyhoo, while ya'll decide if the cops are real or not I nuke the entire area with a 100 megaton bomb.
She with the biggest nuke wins. :D
Then Knights who go Ne charge through and grab the trophy.
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The kid gloves are off:Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
The slightest piffle. Barely a warm breeze.
SMITE!
See the nifty expanding 1-D Shock-Ring? :D
SMITE
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Hmmmm - yeah good point.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
DEFLECT! :D
Didn't we already do this skit? :D
M'dear. Shall we dance?
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Huh?Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Yes, but I lead and make eye-contact. I get annoyed when people talk to my cleavage. :D
Sorry you said something?
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OK OK OK.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
(high-amp ELECTROZAAAAAAP)
Lets try that again. :mad:
My what lovely eyes you have.
"When Irish eyes are smiling..."
They're not watching the prize!Quote:
Originally posted by JonA
"When Irish eyes are smiling..."
Which leaves me free to escape with it, again! Oh, and I was wearing my Sea Tyger fingerprint gloves, so the upcoming SMITE should take HIM out, and n0t ME!
Mwahahahahahahaha!
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Ker-chunk.Quote:
Originally posted by Fesarius
They're not watching the prize!
Which leaves me free to escape with it, again! Oh, and I was wearing my Sea Tyger fingerprint gloves, so the upcoming SMITE should take HIM out, and n0t ME!
Mwahahahahahahaha!
My shotgun is less subtle than fingerprinting...
KER-BLAM
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*As I lie on the floor I level the shotgun at the rear tyre of Liz's bike*Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Two for the price of one!
(guns engine and slams into JonA who flies into Fesarius!)
(grabs trophy and rides off)
MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!
KER-BLAM
*As the bike skids along the ground I aim for the fuel tank*
KER-BLAM
*As debris lands all around the trophy lands at my side*
MINE!
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Fine - fires tazer at the fuel cell!Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Wich is intrestng considering I own an electric bike... Hmmm... That means that my Evil British Twin from the Mirror Universe is afoot and has made off with the decoy.
Meh. Almost quitting time anyway. So not really my problem is it....
FZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT-CRACKLE-BANG
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Sigh..... For the love of God!Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
No no no, it's solar powered.
Don't EVEN attempt to induce a nova, little man! :mad:
FINE!
Stomps up to the bike and puts a hammer through the panels.
Stomps off.
With the trophy.
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GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
No no no, not that kind of solar. It's based off of photosynthisis.
Puts down trophy angrily and stalks back to the bike and sprays the energy collector with pure weedol.
Stomps back and see's Liz running off with the trophy.
Bugger!
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Picks up shotgun which still has three rounds left...
"I've had enough of this...."
KER-BLAM
Right.
Gimme that.
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*whistles a happy tune*
Oh my! What's this? A trophy! I think I'll make it mine!
*wanders off, whistling a happy tune while carrying a trophy*
Ahem....Quote:
Originally posted by Argyle
*whistles a happy tune*
Oh my! What's this? A trophy! I think I'll make it mine!
*wanders off, whistling a happy tune while carrying a trophy*
Ker-chunk
KER-BLAM
Dum-de-dum-de-dum!
"Whistles a happy tune" is trademarked. By me.
The fine for misuse is one trophy.
How lucky you are, I see you have one with you!
<Whistles a happy tune, walking ... er ... running off with the trophy>
Stop that noise NOWQuote:
Originally posted by Fesarius
"Whistles a happy tune" is trademarked. By me.
The fine for misuse is one trophy.
How lucky you are, I see you have one with you!
<Whistles a happy tune, walking ... er ... running off with the trophy>
KLINGO-SMASH
Oh Look, Trophy! I claim this for the Glory of the Empire! :D
SOCKO !!
Ha! Clean socks confuse Klingons every time. It's no wonder their starships are so smelly! :D
I claim this trophy for rose-scented feet everywhere! :cool:
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You have warped my fragile little mind!Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
I'm back, and I have the trophy. How I got it back, never mind. Fragile minds wouldn't be able to handle the story.
In true Cartman style I sneakily get the trophy.....
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You have warped my fragile little arm.....Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
...and I violently break your arm in 27 places. Don't touch. :D
Remember I still have two shots left in my shotgun.
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That's the advantage of me being 6'3"...for most women, I have to get past their eyes to look at the cleavage anyway. :pQuote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Yes, but I lead and make eye-contact. I get annoyed when people talk to my cleavage. :D
I'm bypassing the rest of the silliness to claim the trophy. :p
I win! :)
#I am immortal - I have inside me blood of Kings...#Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Yes, and remember I'm immortal. Don't forget the T otherwise I'll break your privates in 27 places. ;)
We've done this before too.
Cuts Liz's head off with sword and has a fit as some cheapo 80's lighting effects envelop me.