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02-01-2004, 01:35 PM
Liz Not Beth

Liz Lays The SMACKDOWN on JonA!

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02-01-2004, 01:38 PM
JonA

Hops over to my arms - returns and force feeds them to Liz.

I win.
02-01-2004, 01:41 PM
Liz Not Beth

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02-01-2004, 01:44 PM
JonA

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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Riiight. Must be a delusion caused by the extreme blood-loss and head trauma. Here. Have a "Band-Aid."

You're so kind.

MWAH!
02-01-2004, 01:47 PM
Liz Not Beth

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02-01-2004, 01:50 PM
JonA

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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
I'd offer a pain-killer but the cost of prescriptions here is quite daft.

So you're not that kind then.
02-01-2004, 01:53 PM
Liz Not Beth

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02-01-2004, 01:54 PM
JonA

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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Got this bottle of pills with no label on them, no idea what they do. Gave one to the cat and it went quite dead in seconds. Want one?

You are joking aren't you?

Catkiller!!!!!
02-01-2004, 01:55 PM
Liz Not Beth

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02-01-2004, 01:57 PM
JonA

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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Do you want one of these pills or not?

Not a chance.

You felinedestroyer.

Testing on animals is wrong you know?
02-01-2004, 02:02 PM
Liz Not Beth

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02-01-2004, 02:05 PM
JonA

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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
(grabs JonA and make him swollow 10 pills)

Oh whats this on the floor? A label... Says "Maximum Dose Industrial Strength VIAGRA." Hmmmm...

This is going to be amusing. :D

?

*Grabs Liz*

You fed them to me. Now you pay the price.

Fade to black....
02-01-2004, 02:07 PM
Liz Not Beth

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02-01-2004, 02:08 PM
JonA

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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
(72 hours later)

Thanks. Leave a $50 on the night stand and call it even. :D

Cool - do I get change?

(Sorry - couldn't resist).
02-01-2004, 02:12 PM
Liz Not Beth

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02-01-2004, 02:21 PM
JonA

You can owe me.
02-01-2004, 02:25 PM
Liz Not Beth

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02-01-2004, 02:28 PM
JonA

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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Owe you? I think not. I feel like I got cheated or somthing. 72 hours. Hrrrmph. You're lucky I'm letting you go as it is.

Trust me - it's quality not quantity.

I can't believe the level of innuendo this thread has devolved to.

Right.

I win.
02-01-2004, 02:30 PM
Liz Not Beth

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02-01-2004, 02:32 PM
JonA

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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
I wonder if anyone has sat down and read all 900+ posts in one sitting? :D

Now that would be sad.

Okay

Odds on how long this thread will last.

10-1 Another week
15-1 Another month
50-1 Another quarter
100-1 Another year
500-1 Forever - it'll never die baby.
02-01-2004, 02:38 PM
Liz Not Beth

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02-01-2004, 02:39 PM
JonA

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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
The silly is safely contained here. Close it and it'll contaminate the rest of the board. :D

It'd be nice if a Mod could actually support that point of view.
02-01-2004, 04:01 PM
BouncyCaitian

and while all the innuendo is going on....

*grabs the trophy and runs away, listening to ELO's Let It Run on CD*
02-01-2004, 05:19 PM
Sea Tyger

"Everybody Wang Chung Tonight" is running through my head at the moment...even while "I Didn't Mean to Turn You On" is playing in the background.

Oh, and I win. :p
02-01-2004, 05:26 PM
Balok

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Originally posted by Sea Tyger
Oh, and I win. :p

What do you and the Panthers have in common?

Both losers!

Because I WIN!
02-01-2004, 08:04 PM
tmutant

Don't count your chickens, ans so forth. Oh, I have something in common with the Panthers. I win.:D
02-01-2004, 11:24 PM
Sea Tyger

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What do you and the Panthers have in common?

Both losers!

Because I WIN!

Somone must not pay attention to the info on the left. ;) I have nothing in common with the Panthers. :p
02-02-2004, 10:24 AM
Liz Not Beth

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02-02-2004, 11:16 AM
Sea Tyger

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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Piff. I win. I ALWAYS win.

You just go on believing that, m'dear, and have another cup of coffee... :)

(That poor child is going to be hooked on caffeine by the time he's done nursing... :p )
02-02-2004, 11:17 AM
Liz Not Beth

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02-02-2004, 11:19 AM
JonA

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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
I don't drink coffee for that very same reason. :p

No wonder you're so cranky these days.

:D
02-02-2004, 11:23 AM
Liz Not Beth

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02-02-2004, 11:27 AM
JonA

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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
No, that's lack of sleep caused by Little Freddie Third Shift. NIGHT TIME IS FOR SLEEPING! NOT STAYING AWAKE! :D

Welcome to parenthood.
02-02-2004, 04:17 PM
Sarge

Lizporn flooding my mailbox? That's not going to work. You don't know the power of the filters on these government computers; nobody here can even see regular porn, much less high-grade stuff like Lizporn.

So I'll just grab this shiny trophy-shaped thing, and if anyone wants it, it will be 18,000 feet above Iraq.
02-02-2004, 04:47 PM
JonA

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So I'll just grab this shiny trophy-shaped thing, and if anyone wants it, it will be 18,000 feet above Iraq.

I was going to make a comment about shooting you down. But somehow I think that would be very undiplomatic so...

I conjur up a Vorpal Hurricane of Chaos infront of your airplane and suck you to the Chaos Lands. Where my mindless minions of the Darkness (no - not the band) wrestle with you for control of the Trophy. Finally slaying you with their mighty Chaos swords....

They then teleport to me.

Oh - is this mine.
02-02-2004, 05:48 PM
Balok

Initiate of the Logrus here. Poor planning on your part, sending Sarge to the Chaos Lands, where my power is *even greater*.

But thanks for the trophy.

Here. Have Sarge back. The plane may require some reassembly. Chaos Hounds do get hungry...
02-03-2004, 12:54 PM
Liz Not Beth

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02-03-2004, 12:59 PM
JonA

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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
What I want to know is how he managed to get that plane flying without the left wing. It's sitting right here in my office, I'm using it as a desk.

Anyhoo... (walks up to and punches Fesarius in the privates then grabs trophy and IBG-Teleports back to Office Of Doom.)

Step inside. :D

Dons asbestos suit, grabs flamethrower and enters the office of so-called doom.

Doom being just another word to describe untidy.
02-03-2004, 01:13 PM
Liz Not Beth

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02-03-2004, 01:14 PM
JonA

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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Welcome to HR. Bend over. That's it. (inserts high-voltage probe) Now whats this I hear about you being not a team player? Not going to answer? (zaaap) Now, we've had many complaints about you. (zaaaaap) Including the fact you read LizPorn at work. (zaaaaaaaaaaap) Now, since your soooo dumb (zaaaaaaaap) we're promoting you to VP of Marketing so you can't hurt anyone else. (zaaaaap!)

(pushes button on desk, trap door sucks JonA down to sewer and spits him out in Scottland)

It was all going so well until the scotland bit....

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