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Hang on - so we got a car wash token, a chocolate coin and a LizNaked token floating around.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Meh. Carbide blade.
(hacks into JonA with chainsaw and extracts car-wash token)
Niiiiice. Now I can get my truck washed. That way I can go back to standing next to it topless. :D
Who's got what!!!!!!!
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What you mean the one I swapped in my earlier post.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
I ate the coin and spent the wash-token so that means someone has the LizNaked token.
BYEEEEEEEEEE!
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Since i loaded the shotgun with jelly rounds earlier the rounds just bounce off.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
GET BACK HERE!!!
(runs off after JonA firing shot-gun blasts)
Teach you to nick my shotgun from that other thread.
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I drop the token inside my shirt so the nannites destroy it too.
What part of flesh-eating didn't you understand?
Takes token away from the skeleton that used to be known as JonA. And before you ask, I am wearing a bio-hazard suit.
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I'm rapidly running out of legs here! Thats about the fourth you've blown off.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Here is the deactivate spray. (ssssst) There now it's safe.
However, I take the shot-gun and (KABLAM!) Off with your leg!
(TOSS!)
NEXT! :D
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Anyway - any good roleplayer knows skeletons are evil.....
Muwahahahahahaahahahahaha!
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A-HA!!!
Runs around the thread setting light to everyone and everything.
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And from the ashes like a Pheonix arrivesQuote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
...watches as JonA burns out before the second lap... :D
JonA the White.
New and improved with a new zest for life and an increased vitality and vigour.
I then blast you all with a Fireball spell.
Except for Liz - who requires something with a bit more, ahem, poke. Got a special spell for you: FLAME STRIKE.
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FOOL.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
IBG's are immune to magic. And just about everything else.
So I turn aside your silly flame blast, reach into my desk and pull out a can of Whup-Ass.
I open said can and pour contents on JonA. :D
Do you not know the powaaaaa of the dark side!!!
KER-BLAM.
Oh look - there is a Liz shaped splat on the floor. And very shapely too.
"You all would be chalk outlines without me."
I win. :p
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I got a new toy.
It's an automatic shotgun
KER-BLAM.
KER-BLAM.
KER-BLAM.
KER-BLAM.
KER-BLAM.
KER-BLAM.
KER-BLAM.
KER-BLAM.
KER-BLAM.
KER-BLAM.
KER-BLAM.
KER-BLAM.
Eat that slackers.
And if that fails I have a minigun in the trunk alongside my jet fuelled flamethrower.
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Automatic or not, you have just emptied your magazine, and while you buckle on your flame thrower a single, silenced .300 round, coming from a bush 800 meters up-hill, hits the jet fuel tank.Quote:
Originally posted by JonA
I got a new toy.
It's an automatic shotgun
KER-BLAM ....
Eat that slackers.
And if that fails I have a minigun in the trunk alongside my jet fuelled flamethrower.
BOOM!.
I just hope you didn't have the token, since nothing could have survived that. :D
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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
The power of your new toy is piffle compared to the power of the IBG.
(Sinks England) (Deletes France) (Reformats Holland)
Now, I require a sandwich. Be back tomorrow. ;)
We're sinking already it would appear.
BBC News
And don't knock the dutch. Any country that has such liberal attitudes towards everything is worthy of praise.
I bet you're all wondering how I'm typing this with no arms and crippled legs.... :p
Not really. My best friend is paralysed from the neck down and he can type faster than me. He uses a stick from his mouth with a rubber thimble on the end.Quote:
Originally posted by Sea Tyger
I bet you're all wondering how I'm typing this with no arms and crippled legs.... :p
But I get your humour sir.
*Reappears in Semi-liquid Neutronium form*
(as opposed to what Liz keeps Styro in, which is "Neuteronium")
*Wades through the gun/laser/blaster/phaser/disruptor/ion cannon/nanitefire, laughing*
Pitiful.
*grabs token, sealing it in white dwarf-star matter*
*absorbs it*
I am one with the token.
One moment, please...
*Retrieves Hellfire flamethrower he loaned to Ghost Rider*
Huh-huh...huh-huh... huhuhuh... "FIRE."
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
*Wanders in*
This is just so childish.
No it really is.
I don't know how you can all sit there and post on such a pointless thread.
Grow up will you.
*Grabs token and scarpers*
PTHBBBBBBT
Oh - before I forget:
http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/...eemerwhore.gif
It might have been more impressive if that picture was animated. :)
It is
Well it is on my computer.
Oh well - try this:
http://mysmilies.rgforums.com/s/cont...milie_anim.gif
My precious!!! I lung forward and bite off JonA's Hand assuming he still has one at this point and swollow it as I run away laughing hysterically.
mine! mine! mine!:D
Okay, Eric has apparently polymorphed into a seagull and has his lung bite off JonA's hand. :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by Eric R.
My precious!!! I lung forward and bite off JonA's Hand assuming he still has one at this point and swollow it as I run away laughing hysterically.
Everyone still with me here? :D
I win. :p
I absorbed the token, sillies. It's deep within my indestructible body. You'll never get it now. You're just chasing my Phantom Token (TM).
I win.
Okay.Quote:
Originally posted by First of Two
I absorbed the token, sillies. It's deep within my indestructible body.
*steals First of Steel*
I win. :p
Nothing is indestructable when proper doses of Anti-matter are applied.Quote:
Originally posted by Sea Tyger
Okay.
*steals First of Steel*
I win. :p
Thus-ly, I win:D
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Activates super magnet to pull token out of air....Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
And nothing can withstand the power of the All Mighty All Powerful All Seeing All Knowing Irish Breast Goddess. With Human Resourses Powerup and Power-Of-Cheese Upgrade.
Nothing.
(reduces First to a cloud of free-floating protons)
Now. I create a new LizNaked token, and toss it into the air. Have at it.
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D'oh.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Sadly that doesn't work on plastic tokens. Sorry. :p
Looks around. No-one else in thread.
Dives for token.
MINE MINE MINE!!!!
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