::Pokes head back in room::
Have the Rad levels died down in here yet???? :D
Karg:D
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::Pokes head back in room::
Have the Rad levels died down in here yet???? :D
Karg:D
Well, my rad levels went through the roof a few minutes ago...
Yes, all, I havest been to the mountaintop. My face doth shine as one who hast beheld a deity of wondrous glory.
In other words, I just opened the pic of Liz in my email.
*looks at pic of Liz*
*looks at pic of Styro*
*looks at pic of Liz*
*looks at pic of Styro*
*looks at pic of Liz*
no... nono... this just can't be... it has to be a practical joke... women like that in the 'real world'... they don't... with... guys like... it's just... it... it...
Help... this pairing has fractured my tenuous hold on reality...
What, Tom Cruise/Nicole Kidman didn't break your hold on reality?
Or Julia Roberts/Lyle Lovett?
Or Dax/Worf? :)
Welcome, Liz. You seem to have shaken up the status quo around here, which is always a good thing. ;)
Beam First of Two to Sickbay..immediately! This sentient needs a reality transplant. :DQuote:
Originally posted by First of Two:
Well, my rad levels went through the roof a few minutes ago...
Yes, all, I havest been to the mountaintop. My face doth shine as one who hast beheld a deity of wondrous glory.
In other words, I just opened the pic of Liz in my email.
*looks at pic of Liz*
*looks at pic of Styro*
*looks at pic of Liz*
*looks at pic of Styro*
*looks at pic of Liz*
no... nono... this just can't be... it has to be a practical joke... women like that in the 'real world'... they don't... with... guys like... it's just... it... it...
Help... this pairing has fractured my tenuous hold on reality...
Christie Brinkley / Billy Joel (Yeah I know they're divorced now, but still!)Quote:
Originally posted by Ineti
What, Tom Cruise/Nicole Kidman didn't break your hold on reality?
Or Julia Roberts/Lyle Lovett?
Or Dax/Worf? :)
Welcome, Liz. You seem to have shaken up the status quo around here, which is always a good thing. ;)
Brad Paisley / Kimberly Williams
'nuff said! :D
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Ensign Hayes: "Approaching the Borg vessel, Sir. Shields at full power, quantum torpedoes armed and ready."
Capt.Hunter: "Right, let's show this buncha cybernetic lowlifes what this baby can do!"
Lt.Rawlins: "Captain! New readings - we're picking up Liz on long-range sensors!"
Capt.Hunter: "They ain't payin' me that kinda money - Mr.McKnight, escape course, maximum warp! Engage!!!"
For pretty much the first time in her service, the mighty Sovereign-class USS Tempest runs from a fight. In his report to Starfleet Command, Capt.Hunter states "A fight?! Massacre is more like it!"...
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Engineering crew: begin work on the Tachyon wonderbra immediately! :DQuote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Ok, he dared me to post this so here goes... :D
>>>Reaches out and vigorously crushes Borg Cube between her set of navigational defectors....
:D
Neeeext?
Navigational defectors?Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
>>>Reaches out and vigorously crushes Borg Cube between her set of navigational defectors....
Does that mean they don't care which way they go? :)
Resistance is... MMPH! Woo!
Fortunately, I was in my Borg Icosahedron. The cube is just for the underlings.
Borg Advanced Infiltration Unit Report 528-47-LNB:
Despite it's aesthetically perfect hull design, this entity 's sophisticated defense features make direct sensor analysis impossible.
One pities any other entity this being chooses to engage... they are doomed. This Unit would assume that even rendezvous and docking procedures involve an unacceptable level of risk.
Threat assessment: Extreme.
Assimilation potential: Zero.
Conclusion: Evade.
*opens transwarp conduit and skedaddles*
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Um...I'm sure there's a comment or two that could be made about shuttlebays and ingress/egress points, but I'm just not going to make them.
Nope, nope, nope. :o
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What 'd I say?
Waitaminnit...
I'm in a jewel... in a necklace around Liz's neck... given that gravity works, jewels tend to dangle downwards, between...
Omigawd...
*higher thought functions cease*
'squawwk!' 'bzzzt!' 'gleeeeeeeezzzzzzt!'
110100110110001011011001100111011000101...01...01. ..01
"Daisy, daisy..."
"Will I dream?"
*cerebral cortex explodes*
Momma didn't raise no fool.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Wise choice Ineti... Lest you suffer the same fate as SIRSIG or First Of Two.... :D
"He who runs away,
Lives to ogle another day."
:D
Running away won't save you.
They can't be *that* big...can they? :eek:
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Quote:
Scroll back up and request a picture!
If you´re of a mind to offering a picture, I´m of a mind of asking one :D
Anyway, welcome to the boards, Liz !
Captain Novaes
Hello Liz.
As a gentleman, I will not comment about your hull characteristics :)
I have just looked at your profile, and I like your your order of
intrests.
I think Liz, that you should be given the Congressional Medal of Honour for keeping Styro under some form of control.
PS
Will Fleet Admiral Mappin be conducting the wedding, with coverage beamed to all ships in the Fleet. :D
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Just use the stats for the Defiant class, Styro. It fits her perfectly: very manuverable, overgunned, overpowered for its size...:DQuote:
Originally posted by Styrofoam Man:
Hey! Lets come up with spacedock stats for Liz! :D
All the details:
34DD
5'4
125 pounds
Irish
Red hair
Short temper
Ah...no. No disrespect intended, but somehow I feel wrong asking for a picture of a fellow boarder. Especially a topless picture. Just...seems wrong somehow. :)Quote:
Originally posted by StyroFoam Man
Scroll back up and request a picture! :D
Besides, my fiancee would probably become...unpleasant... :eek:
:)
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Reaches out and vigorously crushes Borg Cube between her set of navigational deflectors....
Oh thanks. Really. It's gonna take me weeks to get that image out of my already depraved mind. I'm a guy - I think about sex every eight seconds already, I don't need any more excuse!!!!! :D
Curse you women and your feminine wiles...
Warning! Ultra powerful female entity detected! Activate Emergency Kirk Holographic Program!!! :D :D :D
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Ain´t this the longest thread ever ? And by far one of the most interesting ?
:-D
Regards,
Captain Novaes
Now we just have to try to get into double figures.:)
A worthy cause if I ever heard one...Quote:
Now we just have to try to get into double figures.:)
Remember the Olympic class (the Pasteur - Beverly Picard - All Good Things)?? The stats of this vessel fit also: 90-60-90 and thats just the head :DQuote:
Originally posted by Highway Hoss
Just use the stats for the Defiant class, Styro. It fits her perfectly: very manuverable, overgunned, overpowered for its size...:D
Double digits? Sounds like a plan.
Oh smeg, I just realized I missed the opportunity for pics of styro, the master of spam, and liz, the master of...styro?
Okay moderator hat on.
It was good while it lasted and quite funny to (heck even I said a few words).
But now the content is degrading rapidly, with pictures being sent left right and centre and other comments....
Although besides that, there is a perfectly good reason to end this thread, 6 bloody pages that's what!
So by all means start a new thread, just keep the content a little above the belt ;)