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11-22-2003, 02:42 PM
Sarge

Why does a bagpiper march while he's playing?

Because he's trying to get away from the noise.
11-22-2003, 07:22 PM
Sea Tyger

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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
SAILOR IN A DRESS! (points and laughs) :D

Just 'cause you're jealous that I look better in a dress than you do right now.... :p :D
11-23-2003, 12:23 PM
Liz Not Beth

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11-23-2003, 04:41 PM
Robbert Raets

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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Ok... It wasn't funny when you posted it on the other forum and it's not funny here.

Anyone who laughs will suffer. Got it? :mad:

I laughed. Still am laughing. Can't stop, even though I know my peril. Help me. :eek:
11-24-2003, 01:49 AM
JonA

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Originally posted by Robbert Raets
I laughed. Still am laughing. Can't stop, even though I know my peril. Help me. :eek:

Well you should be careful considering what I got for a quiet snigger.
11-24-2003, 01:49 AM
JonA

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Originally posted by Robbert Raets
I laughed. Still am laughing. Can't stop, even though I know my peril. Help me. :eek:

Well you should be careful considering what I got for a quiet snigger.
11-24-2003, 03:14 PM
Liz Not Beth

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11-25-2003, 02:31 AM
BouncyCaitian

*plays amazing grace in 5/4 time on the cat squeezer to really get things going*

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-020.gif
11-25-2003, 09:29 AM
Liz Not Beth

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11-25-2003, 03:02 PM
First of Two

You have defiled the instrument of my heritage.

Now I am mildly annoyed.

*Deploys anti-coffee fungal rot plague*
11-25-2003, 06:33 PM
Captain Novaes

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*Deploys anti-coffee fungal rot plague*

Be careful where you spill that, man! Liz is not the only person around here who thrives on coffee!!!!
11-26-2003, 01:15 AM
BouncyCaitian

*Plays Louie Louie on the Mighty and Magestic St. Albert Hall Symphony Pipe Organ....to really get things going...dodging Liz's Smiting*
11-26-2003, 02:00 AM
JonA

Hmmmm.

New sport - prod the Liz.

It's a bit like throwing stones at a Lion isn't it?

:D
11-26-2003, 08:29 AM
Robbert Raets

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Originally posted by JonA
It's a bit like throwing stones at a Lion isn't it?

No way. A lion's only got claws, teeth and muscles.

Liz's got jiggly sit-ups, hyper-powered smites, tantric truck-washing, high-pressure morning sickness, 'the stare', slavish minions, ....
11-26-2003, 08:53 AM
JonA

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Originally posted by Robbert Raets
No way. A lion's only got claws, teeth and muscles.

Liz's got jiggly sit-ups, hyper-powered smites, tantric truck-washing, high-pressure morning sickness, 'the stare', slavish minions, ....

Hehehe!

Lights a stick of dynamite and throws it into the room.

Lets play catch!
11-26-2003, 11:32 AM
Sea Tyger

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Originally posted by Robbert Raets
...slavish minions, ....

Man, you shouldn't talk about Styro like that... ;) :p
11-26-2003, 02:37 PM
Liz Not Beth

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11-26-2003, 02:37 PM
Liz Not Beth

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11-26-2003, 02:39 PM
Liz Not Beth

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11-26-2003, 02:42 PM
Liz Not Beth

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11-26-2003, 02:43 PM
Liz Not Beth

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11-26-2003, 03:19 PM
First of Two

You should know me well enough by now to know that I'm too compulsive to stop...

*places his comic book collection, and other valuables, in an out-of-phase pocket quantum universe*

Poncy little naniteses! Ha!

*Delivers coffee rot antidote to Robbert Raets*

Have fun.

*Floods upstate New York airwaves with 24-hour broadcast of Mariah Carey Screeches of Doom (TM)*

*Inserts minion agents into NY post offices to insure that every piece of mail addressed to Liz is opened, every mention of "Liz" therein altered to read "Beth," resealed, and re-sent.*
11-26-2003, 07:10 PM
Sea Tyger

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Originally posted by First of Two
*Floods upstate New York airwaves with 24-hour broadcast of Mariah Carey Screeches of Doom (TM)*

Thank God he didn't use Celine Dion.... :eek: :p :D
11-26-2003, 08:03 PM
BouncyCaitian

*undaunted, The Band played on....*
11-28-2003, 02:23 AM
JonA

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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
More like juggling armed nuclear warheads.

With contact detonators.

While standing on a race-car.

Moving at 250mph.

On a bumpy road.

While covered with angry bees.

PUNCH!

OUCH!

Punching - that's plain dirty.

STOMP

Take that will you...
11-28-2003, 05:09 AM
BouncyCaitian

*incoherent mumbling.....then....

One of these days I am going to erase every tape in the world
...in the world...world...
Tomorrow I may do it...
All the frank zappa masters...
Nothing... blank... empty... space...
That’s what they are now...
Blank... empty... space...
I know he’s sitting in there,
In the control room now,
Listening to everything I say
But I really don’t care
Hello frank zappa.....*
11-28-2003, 09:24 AM
Liz Not Beth

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11-28-2003, 09:27 AM
JonA

Dear Liz,

ROUNDHOUSE KICK

I thank you!
11-28-2003, 09:30 AM
Liz Not Beth

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11-28-2003, 09:33 AM
JonA

Proof (if proof were needed) that Liz has an answer to everything. And when she doesn't she resorts to Smiting....

:)
11-28-2003, 09:54 AM
Liz Not Beth

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11-28-2003, 09:56 AM
JonA

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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
*deletes all links to JonA from UniverseServer*

:p

Oh like I care :)

I was disqualified from the human race for shoving.
11-29-2003, 11:13 AM
StyroFoam Man

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11-30-2003, 02:09 AM
JonA

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Originally posted by StyroFoam Man
You Sir are depressing. :D

Fankuverymuch!

Thats the nicest thing anyone's said to me in ages.

:D

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