You are quite right,
He isn’t winning,
I am. :p
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You are quite right,
He isn’t winning,
I am. :p
Wrong-o! :D
I win! :D
Are you sure?
(That was the shortest win of all times :D)
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Yippadeedoodah! Yippadeedaaaay!
My oh my what a wonderful day !!!!
WINNING!
:p
The problem with a salary cap is twofold: (1) the owners long ago spent all their trust doing things like collusion, and therefore the players don't believe anything they say, and (2) a salary cap to keep the game interesting (and therefore alive) benefits the *next* generation of players and beyond -- and does not benefit the current generation, who therefore has *no* interest in supporting it.
And the problem with the rest of *you* is that you're eating my dust as I race away with the trophy! :)
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No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No NO!
I WIN!
:D
Cherub, Fesarious and and Sea-Tyger, oh my.:D
I win.
P.S. Not to snub the Liz-I-Nator, just couldn't fit in with the Lions and Tgers and Bears thing.:D
Off topic enough?
You're right, Fesarius. Problem #2 is passable (the NFL was able to do it), but the huge deficit in trust between the union and the owners is almost impossible to overcome.
Take that, Liz! :p :D
I'm winning. :)
CHERUB sweeps up from inside the trophy, wings a-flapping, grabs trophy, makes sure no-one is looking, then phases through the bulkhead with a chuckle…..
"WINNIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG……………"
(Cherub then phases through enough bulkheads to fall inside an antimatter vat)
"Oh, shi....", he says, as he disappears in a flash. The trophy safely phase out outside the vat.
RED KLAXONS throughout the ship. Emergency forcefields contain the antimatter until some technicians and engineers fix the damage.
"We'd better take care with glitches like that, Chief", says the Captain, "I don't want my trophy turned to dust, or my ship blown apart"
"Here, Sir, I'll just leave the trophy inside this containment field until we arrive to Starbase 171"
"Yep, you do that..."
Captain Novaes steps out of the antimatter room, noticing the funny little cherub-like burn mark on the vat.
:roll credits:
And still winning!
"Captain! Contact with an object. Metallic ... similar to cube, much greater energy reading..."
"You have ... ten minutes ... to hand over that trophy!"
"NineEightSevenSixFiveFourThreeTwoOne!!"
GIMME!
Zooooooooooom!
Fesarious, look, a monkey!
Grab, run. I win.
You will all lower you shields and prepare to be assimilated, resistance is futile, hand over the prise; ‘We’ win:D
"Captain!!!! Energy readings are off the scale!!"
"Yawn. The Borg, again. Easy, Ensign. No big trouble."
"Sir...?"
"C´mon, haven't you watched Voyager? They're all a bunch of sissies! Number One, toss the kitchen sink at them"
"Tossing kitchen sink, Sir, Aye! A hit. The cube is disintegrating. We have done it, Sir"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Grab the trophy and let's be done with it"
:roll credits:
Guess what? Captain Novaes wins again!
Oras ora, estes borg são doutra cepa; ninguém vence os terríveis Borg sambistas, rende-te antes que seja tarde! :D
translation
So? This is another breed of Borg; none wins against the terrible sambaing Borg, surrender yourself before it is too late! :D
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Spanish? Your Universal Translator is broken Liz. :rolleyes:
Oh, and the sambaing Borg win again!:p :D
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Irish? Oh, you mean English with a funny accent. :p :D
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:eek:well if you put it that way...
you win, oh most powerful queen Liz-of-Borg, and magistra invicta :D
this time
Oh, no! It's the Bjorn Borg! And they've caught us in a tennis net! There's only one chance ... deploy the McEnray!
"It was &#)(( out! Are you *#*(@# blind! Answer the #*#& question!"
(Speeds off with the trophy!)
I'd steal the trophy, but I'm just doubled over in laughter!Quote:
Originally posted by Fesarius
Oh, no! It's the Bjorn Borg! And they've caught us in a tennis net! There's only one chance ... deploy the McEnray!
"It was &#)(( out! Are you *#*(@# blind! Answer the #*#& question!"
(Speeds off with the trophy!)
:D :D :D :D
Ok ok. Calm down calm down.
Jon has returned to retrieve what is rightfully his.
Now pass me the trophy/token/doobrie/whatever.
I win!
"Priority message from Janus, Sir"
"Onscreen"
<Ó pá, deixa-te de fricotes e passa-me o troféu, qu'esta c'mpetição está já fora de vossas mãos!>
"Sir... I don't understand! What is Janus saying? The universal translator doesn't seem to be malfunctioning. I wonder..."
"Easy, Ensign. Only very evolved lifeforms can understand that language and computers are utterly unable to decipher it. Here, let me handle the talking: Janus, vai ralando o peito daqui, antes que o barraco caia pra cima de tu, rapá! Borg sambista é o escambau, que eu vô te enfia um torpedo fotônico se o troféu não pintar aqui e agora!"
:Crew exchange glances, completely at a loss. Captain and Janus stare at each other, then viewscreen goes blank. The trophy matrerializes on the bridge"
"There. You can always trust your captain."
"Sir, you never cease to amaze me"
"I know, Number One. Sometimes I amaze even myself!"
:roll credits:
Hehehehehe! Thanks, Janus! Refreshing to use the good old mother language every once in a while, even if it is laced with colorful local colloquialisms! :cool:
And as you're all standing around patting each other on the back - I do a site-to-site transport on the trophy.
MINE!
Um - you automatically forfeit the trophy Captain.Quote:
Originally posted by Captain Novaes
(Cherub then phases through enough bulkheads to fall inside an antimatter vat)
"Oh, shi....", he says, as he disappears in a flash. The trophy safely phase out outside the vat.
Cherub is female!
You don't think a man would ever name themselves after anything so.... well cherubic.
Oh and YES I KNOW I'VE DOUBLE POSTED!
But I don't care because I have to reassert my victory on this thread since I've been absent for so long.
Ya gotta love that stream diversion trick. :)
I win! :D
No - I don't.
I just appeared and walked into a wall. Ow.
Now gimme that!
Or
Or...
I'LL UNLEASH THE HOUNDS OF LIZ.... er I mean SATAN.
SMITE SHIELD (ON/off)
SMITE SHIELD BOOSTER (ON/off)
SMITE SHIELD BOOSTER BOOSTER (ON/off).
Yeah, that'll last about 15 seconds. :p :D
Cherub -- sorry for the misunderstanding. Over my neck of woods, every Cherub portrayed in art is male and child-like! :rolleyes:
JonA -- doubleposting is BAD! Almost as BAD as AutoSpam 2000 (TM). Therefore I win and you lose :cool:
We may now return to our current off-topic!
If you met Cherub you'd understand why she picked that name (creep creep).Quote:
Originally posted by Captain Novaes
Cherub -- sorry for the misunderstanding. Over my neck of woods, every Cherub portrayed in art is male and child-like! :rolleyes:
JonA -- doubleposting is BAD! Almost as BAD as AutoSpam 2000 (TM). Therefore I win and you lose :cool:
We may now return to our current off-topic!
Doubleposting is bad. You're right. Totally.
But then I don't care because I'm still winning AND IT'S MY THREAD!!!!! You hear that Liz. MINE! Like this trophy (grab).
And you can't go off topic on this thread because there is no topic.
So - what does everyone make of the Business Exchange Rate for the Dollar hitting the $2 = £1 mark?
Which is me....winning.Quote:
Originally posted by Captain Novaes
We may now return to our current off-topic!
And to be honest, I would've made the same mistake as Novaes. Cherubs are traditionally depicted as child-like males. Not that the ladies on board have to identify themselves as such. :) You gotta love the anonymity of the net. :p
Lets just say she's displays a lot of "cherubic" qualities.Quote:
Originally posted by Sea Tyger
Which is me....winning.
And to be honest, I would've made the same mistake as Novaes. Cherubs are traditionally depicted as child-like males. Not that the ladies on board have to identify themselves as such. :) You gotta love the anonymity of the net. :p
Not sure what they actually are but she tells me she has them.
cherubic (adj.) A person, esp. a child, with an innocent chubby face. (Webster's II New Riverside University Dictionary, (c) 1984)
Cherubic qualities from Steve Jackson's In Nomine: Constant and Solid, Aware and Vigilant. Fanatically loyal to those they are attuned to.
:D
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Aber nicht für sehr lang.
Gut mindestens halten sie es höflich.
Ich gewinne.
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