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*Distracted at the site of lots of Liz clones I drop the trophy and drool.*Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
(sends in swarms of Liz'Hadar armed with sand-paper and knives)
Run little man run! :D
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Wanna bet. I'm game.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
(watches swarm of LizHadar render JonA into bars of soap)
Now, I'll put this trophy where NO ONE will DARE take it.
(inserts trophy in cleavage)
:p
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*Runs to the hills*Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
You are not man enough.
SMITE!
Now keep your distance or I'll reeeeally get mean. :D
"Is this distant enough for you?"
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From this vantage point I can triangulate a mass mortar attack on the enemy's encampment.
Go for it boys:
WHEEE
KERSTOMP
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And so my plans unfold. Having been awaiting the IBG in her not-so-secret hideout, dressed like a waiter, I have put enough tranquilisers into her coffee to knock out all elephants in Africa. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Hey, children might be reading this! :D Anyway, I now have the trophy and am on my way home.
You might want to look out for the truck.Quote:
Originally posted by Ergi Anyway, I now have the trophy and am on my way home.
<WHAM!>
Ah, too late!
(Snags trophy as it arcs gracefully through the air, departs, whistling a happy tune!)
A schianova is a Venetian broadsword that was an early fencing weapon.Quote:
Originally posted by StyroFoam Man
Uh... :confused:
The czekan, nadziak and oubuch are all highly-prized Polish warhammers. The Poles were quite proud of their warhammers, and carried them everywhere they went...much to the chagrin of their foreign hosts. ;)
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The Winner! Me!
:D :D :D :D :D
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Not today, since Fesarius, may he rest in peace, took the decoy away from me. :DQuote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Sucks to be you. ;)
Sorry folks. There was a defect in the manufacturing process of the trophy. I need to take it back to the factory for replacement.Quote:
Originally posted by Ergi
Not today, since Fesarius, may he rest in peace, took the decoy away from me. :D
*Grabs trophy*
I'll bring it back.
Honest.
*Sprints for the door*