Hahahaha... yeep.
Yeah, I stopped halfway to do some laundry and I don't actually want to go back to it. I really don't think the movie is actually saying anything either in the Nero's revenge A plot or the Kirk/Spock parallel-life B plot. What's the point it's trying to make?
Did Orci/Kurtzman/Abrams go to Paramount and say, "I have an awesome idea, and it has to be Trek?" Or did Paramount just shop around for big names to sell a franchise reboot?