I shall win by virtue of this being the 1800th reply. Or something silly like that. :p
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I shall win by virtue of this being the 1800th reply. Or something silly like that. :p
Congratulations!
I'll celebrate by taking the trophy and have it polished!
Fine, but I win!
I'm Back and i'm Winning
Oh no yer not. Karg's fifteen seconds of Lame are over. Let the Caitain Revolution Begin!!!!
BTB, I win :D
Caitian Revolution! Woohoo! :)
*bumps BC out of the way*
We need a charismatic leader for this movement! All hail......Mr. Tinkles!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! Ha! ha.
Well. That was anti-climatic.
*sigh*
Well, I'm winning, at least. For now. :p :D
*Kicks in the door*
Ker-click
Right then you lot - where's the god-damn trophy?! Who's got it? Give it to me right now! I've heard it's leaking the SARS virus and I need to get into isolation before it infects the whole thread.
No-one want to hand it over huh?
Fine.
Sighhhh
KER-BLAAAAAAM
What a senseless waste of life.
"NO. That was a cow. THIS is JonA! See?? Find the guy who looks like this picture, devour him, and bring me the ... there he is! NO! That's a Volkswagon. Sigh. Andorian Forest Spiders ... you just can't train 'em..."
Wait... JonA was trampled by all the terrified bystanders. Well, isn't THAT convenient...
(Grab!)
Runrunrunrunrunrun....
When I said give it to me I was referring to the trophy.
Damn Fesariuses - can't train them either.
They're about as useful as spoo.
:D
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Me, me, me! Oh, pick me! Pick me!
Look! It's a bomb! RUN!!!
:throws away fake trophy:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Hmmm. Looks like the real one survived. What, no bombs inside? Liz must be running out of tricks.
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What? Never?Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
(hits remote detonate button) :D
The IBG never runs out of tricks. Never. :p
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Sir?Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
No sir, never. :D
About bloody time you got it right.
:D
Right or wrong, the trophy hasn't exploded. AND it's still safely in my hands! :D
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Originally posted by Captain Novaes
Right or wrong, the trophy hasn't exploded. AND it's still safely in my hands! :D
KER-BLAAAAAAM
Thats a negative Capt. This is a mutiny.
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But of course I do daaaaaaaaaarling!Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Don't you know sarcasim when you hear it? :p
MWAH!
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Yes you do me sweet.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Win! :D
That was sarcasm btw.
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Bloody hell Liz.
That was actually funny!
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No seriously - that was a funny joke.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Grabs Sarcasam Detector....
(scanning)
Hmmmmmmmmmmm......
Q: Whats the difference between America and yoghurt?
A: After time a yoghurt developes a culture!
:D
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Oh harsh!Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Q: How do you tell if a Brit has Mad Cow?
A: He pays you a compliment and means it.
:D
We're a very complimentary race. We always give credit when credit is due. But as us Brits are vastly superior to everyone else it takes something serious awe-inspiring for us to ever give said credit.
Which is why WE ALWAYS WIN!!!!
You see - I've come to the conclusion that in any argument involving the British we always win. From a minor discussion to an all out war. Why? Because we're arrogant, stubborn gits who refuse to let anything lie.
All it takes is me to say I win one more time than you.
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Vietnam.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Yes but remember it was an Englishman who sank the Titanic. :D
Case closed.
:Dusts off building rubble:
Cough, cough. Ahem.
Mutiny, eh? Well, I'll have yer walk the airlock, arrr!
In the meantime, Auld Cap'n will have his treasure, aye?
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Whatever happened to Nice Liz, I wonder...
Considering both you and Brian's heritage your loyalty to the USA is.... admirable.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
But unlike the US Goverment I shall never give up.
And if it comes down to it I'll use nukes. :D
Misplaced.
But admirable.
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Originally posted by Captain Novaes
Whatever happened to Nice Liz, I wonder...
WHO???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This is getting close to political.
And still I win!
No no no. That's not political.Quote:
Originally posted by Captain Novaes
This is getting close to political.
And still I win!
THIS is political:
George W. Bush is a retarded spuzzmonkey moron with the IQ of part-digested pretzel.
THATS political.
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Bad, bad, Zoot, I mean, Brian!Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
She went 24 hours without sex. Now she's cranky.
Here have an exploding trophy. In fact eat the whole bloody box. :mad:
Wait... isn't Brian in that other movie? Ah, whatever.
I win!
PS: JonA... I totally agree with you! GO KERRY!