Be a winner!

Suddenly, the trophy rises out of Jon's hands!

He looks up, and there I am in a helicopter with a large magnet. I toss him a jaunty salute as I fly off into the sunset, winning!

Not much happening 'round here today...

Except me winning :D

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Originally posted by Captain Novaes
Not much happening 'round here today...

Except me winning :D

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if you gonna have delusions you may as well go for the really satisfying ones huh?

Winning is such a simple thing, isn't it. Keeping it is the pain...
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Winning is such a simple thing, isn't it. Keeping it is the pain...
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>>>SMACK<<<

Yup - you're so right.

I WIN
I WIN
I WIN
I WIN
I WIN
I WIN
I WIN
I WIN
I WIN
I WIN
I WIN
I WIN
I WIN
I WIN
I WIN
I WIN
I WIN
I WIN
I WIN
I WIN

(No, you don't) * 20

Because I do!

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Indeed, a mature, resposible adult... Yep, that's me.
(Cough) Ah, hell, who am I kidding?

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*gives the trophy to his pet cat, who's just back from hospital*

Shaniqua is Winning!!! :P


Not that she couldn't be bribed with nacho cheeze tho ;)

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Tanker-Smurf? What a great idea...

(Promptly runs over Liz with an M-1 Abrams battle tank)
SQUISH!!!

I've flattened the trophy, but that just means it easier to hold!!!

:D :p

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Undead Tanker Smurf?
Kewl Beans!
My tank squadron of diminutive zombie smurfs will survive your deathsmiting wrath and take the trophy where it belongs!!!

TO ME!

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Now, go kill your former master and bring me his ATM card and code. :D

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Now, if he's undead, does he really have any more material needs? :D

What a waste - I didn't want to use the auto destruct on my minions' tanks, but I guess I have to...:(

KA-BLAMMMMOOO!

I'll just use the smoke and debris as a distraction and steal the trophy from the Irish Breast Goddess.

I'd cop a feel, but I have no need for such material things. Heh.:p

And me and my tank and my trophy ride off into the sunset.

:cool:

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Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Yes, he still has to buy gas and pay the rent.

Unless his car is powered by captured souls. Hmmm.. Wonder what kind of mileage you'd get with somthing like that? :confused:

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It depends entirely on the efficiency of the infernal combustion engine. :p

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As the tank falls towards the base of the cliff, the Undead Tanker Smurf looks up woefully, then hold up a sign:

Why me?

Crash!!!

Oh, well - being undead has it's advantages. I still have the flattened trophy.

:rolleyes:

Infernal Combustion Engine? I better get a patent on that. LOL
:D

"It is I, Pat Pending, official representative of the U.S. Government. Here is a patent for one (1) Infernal Combustion Engine, good in the Untied States of American.

Filing fee, one trophy. Thank you."

(sound of wheels squealing off)

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"It is I, Pat Pending, official representative of the U.S. Government. Here is a patent for one (1) Infernal Combustion Engine, good in the Untied States of American.

Filing fee, one trophy. Thank you."

(sound of wheels squealing off)

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Cough Cough Cough, Sputter.......


Should of Filled her up!


I'll take that:D

Winning

What is this thread about?

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What is this thread about?

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Last poster wins

Lo! 'Tis I!

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Nothing. It's like an episode of Seinfeld. :D

She who posts last wins. In the meantime the children here run around after some mythical "Winner Trophy" and the highly sought-after "See Liz Naked" token. We beat the stuffing out of each other and have a royally good time.

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Thats about the size of it - although I take issue with the "she who posts last" bit.

Oh and a sense of humour and thick skin is definitely required.

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Take all the issue you want, but I will win... even if I have to pornobomb the moderaters to do it. :D

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Well that's one tactic I suppose!

:D

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HEEEEEEY!!!!!

I'm not that hideous!

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Good morning, folks! My self-imposed exile to this conference is almost over.... whew

Now it's time for...



Winning! :D

Oh thanks for the info; that sounds fun.

Well, now that you've been informed, it's time to get back to my winning. :D

Ah yes pardon my intrusion.

Apology accepted. Now I win!

Well, you were winning 'til I hit you with a Pi in the face. :p

In my eyes you're both winners.