"Wait," Liz says!
"Where's the trophy?? BERTHA! Did you eat the trophy? Where's Bertha? What's this? Acme Fat Nurse Disguise Kit? DANG!"
And off I go, whistling a happy tune, polishing my trophy!
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"Wait," Liz says!
"Where's the trophy?? BERTHA! Did you eat the trophy? Where's Bertha? What's this? Acme Fat Nurse Disguise Kit? DANG!"
And off I go, whistling a happy tune, polishing my trophy!
This Bertha, Nurse thing is just wrong on so many levels.
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Hey! What's Liz doing here in my office??? Where you heading? Oh, back to the factory? Hang on, let me beam you over there.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
I grab JonA's shotgun from the other thread, load it and blow your leg off at the knee. Then I swipe the trophy, hand you a band-aid and beam off to parts unknown! :D
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You gotta love it when you can beam the person out and leave the trophy on the pad. :p
I win. :D
Except that i placed a Transporter Tag on the Trophy and it is now materializing in my home as we speak.
Oh and I WIN!:D
And I rerouted the transporter signal and it ended up here in the server room, leaving a can of SPAM for you're trouble.
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BTB...I Win :)
Spam spam spam spam.Quote:
Originally posted by BouncyCaitian
And I rerouted the transporter signal and it ended up here in the server room, leaving a can of SPAM for you're trouble.
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BTB...I Win :)
Lovely spam.
[Julian and Ezri enter Quark's for some morning breakfast. A Troupe of klingons are in the background with Bat'leths and kegs of Bloodwine]
Julian: You sit here, dear.
Ezri: All right.
Julian: Morning!
Quark: Morning!
Julian: Well, what've you got?
Quark: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Klingons: Spam spam spam spam...
Quark: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Klingons: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Quark: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Ezri: Have you got anything without spam?
Quark: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Ezri: I don't want ANY spam!
Julian: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Ezri: THAT'S got spam in it!
Julian: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Klingons: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Ezri: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Quark: Urgghh!
Ezri: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Klingons: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Quark: Shut up!
Klingons: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Quark: Shut up! (Klingons stop) Bloody Klingons! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Ezri: I don't like spam!
Julian: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Klingons: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Quark: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Julian: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Quark: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Klingons: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
When did the vikings enter the sketch?Quote:
Originally posted by BouncyCaitian
Quark: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
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Since Liz ain't here I'll take my chance and fight Styro for the trophy.Quote:
Originally posted by StyroFoam Man
While ya'll play transporter tag with that worthless decoy, we sit here admiring the REAL trophy on our shelf.
As Liz is busy at the moment, I'll put in a hearty "I WIN!" for her. :D
With my secret rock/snowball trick.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
THWACK!!!
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OW!Quote:
Originally posted by StyroFoam Man
I use the Force to divert the snow-ball. While you stand there like a slack-jawed yokel, the forklift (the yellow one with the bad brakes) slams into you.
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Summons up stomp of mork (and if you don't know what that is then I suggest you go out and start playing Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay - best fantasy setting ever).
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STOMP!Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Meep Meep! Guess who's driving the forklift! :D
Oh, and your silly "stomp" attack doesn't bother me the slightest. So go ahead.