Same here. But hold the squirrel.Quote:
All I need is a squirrel, 20 lbs. of gouda cheese, a Chinese embassy worker, a pair of nylons, 100 ft. of dental floss and a stalk of celery, and my plan shall be complete!
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Same here. But hold the squirrel.Quote:
All I need is a squirrel, 20 lbs. of gouda cheese, a Chinese embassy worker, a pair of nylons, 100 ft. of dental floss and a stalk of celery, and my plan shall be complete!
You may want to rethink that Snake...you never know when you might need that squirrel... :p :D
On Sea Tyger's advice I will take the squirrel after all. But I still need some convincing about the thai whore.
Ummm.... Thai whore...we don't provide those, sir...however, if you're looking to play some billiards, we can accomodate you... :p
Oh well I'll try playing billiards then.
Excellent! What colored balls do you want to use? :D
Huh those sitting on the left shelf?
(has no idea what's he's talking about)
I take it you haven't watched Unforgiven, then. :D
Gee I saw it when it first came out in '93 (was it '93?).
Ok back on topic now. Who wants to win?
And you don't remember the line about "billiards" in Skinny's saloon?
Oh, and there's no such thing as "off topic" on this thread. :)
Afraid not :( ; but now that you mention it I'll buy it for my video store and I'll get to see it again.Quote:
And you don't remember the line about "billiards" in Skinny's saloon?
ah great I can share my hemoroids problem with my fellow boardsmen then.Quote:
Oh, and there's no such thing as "off topic" on this thread.
If you really want to....not that I'm encouraging that sort of thing, you know. :eek:
*shudder*
:p :D
Hey I have an idea- we should each post a line at a time, to explain how I got my hemoroids. I'll start :
It all started on a cold December morning ;
I woke up with a funny feeling in my underpants....Quote:
Originally posted by Snake_Plissken
Hey I have an idea- we should each post a line at a time, to explain how I got my hemoroids. I'll start :
It all started on a cold December morning ;
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I'm not playing this game!!!
So we all agree that speaking of Snakes' hemoroids is OFF-TOPIC for everafter, right?
Gross, dude. Some folks open this thread early in the morning, you know!
Here ya go, Snake ... a nice soft cushion to sit on.
NOW GIMME THE TROPHY!
Thanks.
(Tosses jaunty "OK" sign)
"Be seeing you!"
Snake, I feel for you. I have a great idea for what'll cure your problem. Hay, Liz, can I borrow that WMD probe? I got some ointment for Snake's "problem."
ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!
No more talk of Haemerroids!
PLEASE I BEG YOU!!!
I second that.
mhahahhaQuote:
I woke up with a funny feeling in my underpants....
OK ok no more hemoroids stuff then.
Here's a new line for the game :
There was once this girl sitting on the bus;
Snake dude.
Don't make me fly over there and hit you!
:D :D :D
At least he's trying to be creative in the thread.... :)
Damn you Tyger and your incredibly valid point!Quote:
Originally posted by Sea Tyger
At least he's trying to be creative in the thread.... :)
You.... You...
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
:D
PS: My response to Snake was meant as a lighthearted jibe, not a criticism of Snake's in this little thread.
Damn British sense of humour!
Don't worry, dude. I saw it for what you intended it. Besides, someone had to stop him before he started writing anything relevant! :p
I must know, Jon! What's a "biro"?
ok let's try again :
There was once this girl sitting on the bus;
That sounds like the start of a dirty limerick. :pQuote:
Originally posted by Snake_Plissken
ok let's try again :
There was once this girl sitting on the bus;
gee it doesn't have to be dirty :( why is my name always associated with trashness?
Oh I know! Its cuz I am trashy!
And come to think of it yeah I think I intended it to become a dirty limerick.
Tyger, come on write a line (and you'll be the current winner)
There was once this girl sitting on the bus;
She had a tendency to swear and cuss;
NEXT!!!
:)
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There was once this girl sitting on the bus;
She had a tendency to swear and cuss;
Said with a frown that shut traffic right down;
But that didn't prevent me from noticing the wind raising up her gown;
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Challenge: Make this one clean.:D
There once was a man from Nantucket
There once was a man from Nantucket
He was strolling one day and kicked a bucket
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who suddenly kicked the bucket (gotta remember your tempo :) )
He flew up to Heaven, counted to seven
next?
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who suddenly kicked the bucket
He flew up to Heaven, counted to seven
and said, " I'm so nervous, I hope i don't muck it!"
I know, bad
No Kill I, No Kill I
and i'm Winning
There once was a man from Nantucket;
Who suddenly kicked the buckel;
He flew up to Heaven, counted to seven;
and said, " I'm so nervous, I hope i don't muck it!";
and fall like Anakin Skywlaker in a lava pit; (hehe ep 3 spoiler)
Awwwwwwwww! You runied it.Quote:
Originally posted by Snake_Plissken
and fall like Anakin Skywlaker in a lava pit; (hehe ep 3 spoiler)
Bad Snake!
:D
HERE'S a challenge:
There once was a Snake named Plissken,
NEXT!!!
:p
There once was a Snake named Plissken;
who everyone upon meeting him thought he was taller;