Be a winner!

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Originally posted by cherub
It's so hard being an angel.

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And it's about to get even harder...

KA-POW!

Now, then, back to the winning!

Poor Fesarius. We beamed him down to the fourth planet when the Doomsday machine attacked.

"There is no fourth planet."

"You think I don't know that!"

:D

BOO!!!!

He's back & winning, step aside, step aside, greetings all lifeforms and lesser entities.

:D

Sundowner :cool:

Sorry Cherub, but not only do i get it, but i got it :D

Who's winning? You know who!:D

4 days now and no replies, y'know guys 'n gals, the funs gone from this thread, there used to be some really whacky conversations here, enough to make me laugh at work!

Ah well, never mind, on to other things :)

Sundowner :cool:

See ya, Sundowner. I win.:D

I'm back. Still haven't found pants.

"Gentlemen, of all things in life, are pants not the finest?" - Mollari
"On that, Mollari, we can at least agree." - G'Kar

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Originally posted by First of Two
"Gentlemen, of all things in life, are pants not the finest?" - Mollari
"On that, Mollari, we can at least agree." - G'Kar

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That is about the most horrible misqoute I heard in years. :D

OTOH it reminded me of a fine B5 episode, so it wasn't an entire waste of time to read it. :p;)

"Pants, pants, my kingdom for some pants!" Richard III

How did you like that misquote? I think it was positively Shakespearean, if I do say so myself.:D

Someone must introduce Lancer to the concept of Pants dialogue:

Any line can be made funnier by substituting "pants" for some other noun, verb, etc.


Babylon 5:

Star Wars

I haven't seen a list for Star Trek pants lines, yet. That should be our next project after my ubergeeky shiplist.

"Admiral! There be pants here!"

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Originally posted by tmutant
"Pants, pants, my kingdom for some pants!" Richard III

How did you like that misquote? I think it was positively Shakespearean, if I do say so myself.:D

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I think Shakespeare would have quite a different opinion on this one, but personaly I think it wasn't so bad at all. :D

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Originally posted by First of Two
Someone must introduce Lancer to the concept of Pants dialogue:

Any line can be made funnier by substituting "pants" for some other noun, verb, etc.

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I am sure it would have drawn the Romulans into the Dominion War a lot earlier if Sisko had tried to convinve them that, instead of their empire, their pants were at stake. :D;)

Sisko:
"Mr. Garak, you are a tailor. If you can't convince the Romulans their pants are at stake, nobody can!"

Well with the Dominion breathing down their necks I'd say that more than their pants were at stake... maybe even their T-shirts I'd say.

"It was the best of pants, it was the worst of pants." -"A Tale of Two Cities".
I just love the classics.:D

Three days, no posts, have I finally won for good?:D


Actually, I win for EEEVVVVIIIILLLLL!:D

No.

I was gone for awhile (family issues).

But now, I'm back... :)

This is still going?

I'm amazed. There is life after Liznotbeth.

Hmm, a few signs of life. But no sign of pants.:D

I pulled a few Kirk-Fu moves and I was able to beat the crap out of the henchemen guarding the Great Hall of Pants on Planetoftheweekyoullneverseeorhearfromagainever 7

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Originally posted by Snake_Plissken
I pulled a few Kirk-Fu moves and I was able to beat the crap out of the henchemen guarding the Great Hall of Pants on Planetoftheweekyoullneverseeorhearfromagainever 7

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I counter your Kirk-fu with my Sisko-badazzness! ;)

POW!

Kirk-FU!!!!!!

Hmm, mighty Kirk may be, but I'm winning.:D

{Sisko-gaze}

tmutant wilts, and I win! :)

Kirk-FU!!!!!!

and I score the chick :D

There are four lights!

*Uhura-glare!*

Get in the closet, Mr. Adventure. I win.

Employing a terrifyingly accurate and devastatingly powerful offense, with multiply-overlapping kill zones and time-on-target artillery strikes, I neutralize First of Two and claim the victory!

Or you could use Kirk-Fu

I scoff at Fesarius's attempts to defeat me!

Your Kirk-fu is good, but you lack discipline.

Boot to the Head! *thu-WHACK!*

You're Kirk-Fu is good. Mine is better.

*Flying-kick*shoulder-roll*double-hammer-blow*

I win.:D

Yeah but you have A SINGLE hair out of place. You lose.

Employing tae kwan leap, First? It is to laugh! I easily counter your Demented attempts to unseat me, and regain victory! And as for tmutant -- if he's got a hair out of place, he's still got his real hair! And everyone knows (wait for it) there will be hell toupee if you practice Kirk-fu while you still have your real hair!!

Crouching hairpiece, hidden toupee

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Originally posted by Snake_Plissken
Yeah but you have A SINGLE hair out of place. You lose.

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Fortunately, I have no hair, so I win.:D

By the way, watch the hair jokes, we folliclely impaired can be touchy about that. And no calling me Picard behind my back.:D

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we folliclely impaired can be touchy about that

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I hear ya, but I have to admit I cheated : grafs in the front, Propecia in the back :cool:

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Originally posted by tmutant
Fortunately, I have no hair, so I win.:D

By the way, watch the hair jokes, we folliclely impaired can be touchy about that. And no calling me Picard behind my back.:D

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HEY - Jean-Luc. YOU'RE LOSING!!

HAHAHAHAH!

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Originally posted by JonA
HEY - Jean-Luc. YOU'RE LOSING!!

HAHAHAHAH!

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Cheerio! Popping in for a spot of winning, eh wot??

I release the attack elephants! ( I've heard of people surviving snake bite, alligator attacks, box jellys, even bear and lion attacks. I've never heard of any one who survived being mauled by an elephant.):D

#Decloaks#

Uses the new romulan secret weapon: “mousetorpedoes TM” to scare off elephants and win :D