Never heard of’em, I win!
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Never heard of’em, I win!
You need to watch Jeopardy, Janus! Just have one of your faces tune in, while the other one ... watches me win! :)
And while you were watching one another, and/or Jeopardy. I snuck in and won. :p
Unlike nuclear war, in this game everybody wins. Right now, I win.
No, actually you lose... because I win! :D
I love the smell of electrons in the morning! It smells like ... victory!
Charlie don't surf... the Web. I win! :D
This is just going to go on and on until you acknowledge defeat. Why not do that now? :)
Because I break your back over my knee... like so! El Luchador X (me) wins!
Yet another victory!
Yet another loss, you mean... because I win again! :)
All right, that's it... Say hello to my little frie... (flop!) Dang it, I'm going have to get some kinda brace for that busted vertebra (grumble, grumble) ... tired of looking at the sky when I'm standing up... I'll be back later to collect my victory...
Sorry, limited time offer. First come, first served. No rainchecks. I win. :D
Beeehhhnnnnt! Sorry, you must state your answer in the form of a question. Thanks for playing. I win.:D
Sorry, this is Anti-Jeopardy. You must state your question in the form of an answer. Therefore, I win. :)
Okay, I'm back, to win!
And I'm forth, to steal that win away once again! :D
Hurray, hurray, I am victorious! :D
But only for your birthday... :p
Victory, she is mine!
No joy, no joy, RaconteurX does not have victory, over.
I do.:D
Happy, happy, joy joy! For I am victorious again! Oooh, and at the top of a page, too!
Ah, the joys of victory. :) But alas!
In the end, nothing lasts. :(You are no longer winning. :p
I am:D
Nor are you. I win! :D
And I applaud your victory, your past victory that is. One has to be gracious in victory.;)
Gracious! It looks like I'm winning! :)
Better get your eyes checked, as it looks like someone completely different is winning... namely me! :D
No, my eyes are fine -- they see me, clearly in the winner's circle!
Sorry, didn't they tell you? The winner's circle was moved earlier... to right under me! :D
...and kept moving.
Now it is under me! :p
No, that is just the event horizon of a point singularity. Sucks to be you, but I win!
I'm afraid you must be mistaken. Clearly, I am winning. Pity.:D
Pity indeed, for you are no longer winning. I am! :D
*Sigh*
(Takes out shepherd's crook, hooks winner's circle, drags it back under himself.)
There! Winning!!
"911. Please state the nature of the emergency."
"I've been robbed!"
"Calm down, sir. Can you describe your assailant? What did he steal?"
"He was a hunchback, dressed in shepherd's robes, and stole my circle!"
"Thank you, sir. We'll look into it."
:::ninety minutes pass:::
"Good evening, sir. We tracked down the crooked shepherd who took your circle. After beating the perp vigorously, we got it back for you."
"Gee, thanks!"
Remember, kids. Crime does not pay... but winning does! :D
Crime does pay. Just not enough.:D
I win.
[size=huge]You are in error. Racont-U-REX is winning. Thank you for your cooperation.[/size]
"Thank you, friend Computer!" :D
The Computer is your friend. Trust no one. Keep your laser handy.:D
Racont-U-REX, please report to the nearest termination chamber. Thank you for your cooperation. Have a nice day.
I win.:D
[size=huge]You have already confessed to being a mutant, Citizen. Might the "t" stand for... traitor?!? We can only assume that you count yourself among that most perfidious of enemies, the Commie mutant traitor scum. We therefore declare Racont-U-REX's next clone to be the winner. No need to report to the nearest termination center, tmutant. A Vulture Squadron assault team has already been dispatched. Have a nice daycycle![/size]
It's good to be High Programmer. :)
Thank you for your diligence in discovering and terminating traitors, Racont-U-REX. As a valued troubleshooter, your assistance is urgently required in Research and Development, to test a new interface between the computer and high programmers. We will need to remove your skull and most of your cerebral cortex, so please be sure to take your Fun medication at least one hour before reporting.
And while he's doing that, I'll just win!
Yeah, but I'll be having more fun (medication, that is), and more fun means I win... at least until such time as I lose higher brain function. And that won't be for at least a few cycles. :D