*Watches Markie (Mark IV Assault tank) tac nuke Tmutant and RaconteurX in Mandatory Live Fire Tests*
I Win :)
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*Watches Markie (Mark IV Assault tank) tac nuke Tmutant and RaconteurX in Mandatory Live Fire Tests*
I Win :)
Time to choose.
No, time to win! Yay me! :D
Language is your playground, huh? Here, read this:
"This is a cursed scroll of illiteracy. As you reed the werts, your will slowwlee b'kum unbl du ree ennyting elz..."
And so, once again, I win!
Like illiteracy ever hampered the oral tradition of storytelling. That is what a raconteur does, after all... recount tales. Therefore I win again! :p
Racoontur-eks (mumble mumble dang scroll mumble mumble) eye win.:D
Silly tmutant... didn't think to buy decent "protection from magic", did you? The Big Blue Schoolboy has a similar problem, you know, and look where that oft lands him.
I emerge triumphant!
The Big Red Cheese, on the other hand is very difficult to effect with magic. I win.:D
Here's a little trick Mom taught me when you weren't around... KA-BLAMMM!
Now I'm winning! :)
Poor Fesarius. See what happens when you play with antique firearms, kids? They misfire, explode in your face and then I have to clean up the mess.
Sure, I win... but ewwwwwwww! :p
Hey, sometimes winning means you gotta be on brain detail. Other times, you just come in after the last guy did the clean-up (with your newly cloned body), and wrest the victory away from him!
Ha, you failed to account for my Ultra Mondo Squee-gee of DOOOOOOM! I win. :)
You go clean up the mess-that-was-Fesarius, and I'll win.:D
(Grabs tmutant and throws him in a box. Then puts that in a slightly smaller box. Repeats until tmutant is entirely gone. Sort of a reverse Russian doll trick.)
Winning!
Watches from a distance as Fesarius compress tmutant until he becomes a point singularity, then laughs when Fesarius discovers he's caught within the event horizon.
As the competition keeps disappearing, I win! :D
POP!
Man, it took some work coming back from THAT!
Fortunately, I was able to manage it, and now am winning!
I'm coming back too, just behind ya! :D
I hate to be the one to tell you, but you're both wrong... because 'tis I who am winning! :D
Thanks, RaconteurX. I've always wanted to be a singularity. I win.
You already were a singularity, being a sapient with a wholly unique genetic structure. What you were not, prior to this, is a point singularity. Big difference.
You are also not currently winning... I am! :D
Point taken. and I'm winning.:DQuote:
Originally posted by RaconteurX
You already were a singularity, being a sapient with a wholly unique genetic structure. What you were not, prior to this, is a point singularity. Big difference.
You are also not currently winning... I am! :D
Sen-tin-el ac-ti-va-ted. I-den-ti-fy the tar-get.
Tha tmutant -- get rid of it or something. Thanks, I must get back to winning!
Sentinels are obviously manufactured by Microsoft, given how easy they are taken out by the average 14-year-old mutant. The Genosha thing was all a ruse so old Magneto could retire in peace.
Oh, and I win. :)
Sentinels? I laugh at the silly wind up toy mutant hunters! I win.:D
I submit that we declare Don Mappin the winner, for all his years of hard work and dedication, and officially draw this thread to a close. All in favor, say "Aye".
Aye!
Don, you're the rightful winner!
Aye from me. This is one of my favorite sites ever, just because of the community.
Aye.
Aye!!
Aye!
Aye, aye!
My first post to this thread. AYE!
Aye... and that makes eight. Can we consider that a quorum? :)
Also my first post to this thread...
And I heartily agree! Aye!
yep. :cool:
Methinks Cherub is winner! :D :D :D
Woo. This thread is still going?
Indeed, That's why I'm Winning :D
Dah Winnah *does fan dance*
*sneaks in quietly and does Gollum dance*
The precioussss is MIIIIIIINE! ;)
LQ