Oh look. The bus broke down and Jon shoots past in his Porsche Carrera GT4!Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Good morning everyone. Back of the bus please. Move along now. Very good. Now strap in. Ready? Brace yourselves!
I WIN!
:D
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Oh look. The bus broke down and Jon shoots past in his Porsche Carrera GT4!Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Good morning everyone. Back of the bus please. Move along now. Very good. Now strap in. Ready? Brace yourselves!
I WIN!
:D
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Powers up the Borg Transwarp Coil and kicks it in to high gear.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
(reaches down, turns knob, pulls rope and listens for warp-core to start...)
3
2
1
WIN! AGAIN!
(Blasts past JonA at Warp 9.999)
I wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
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Powers up the Verteron Collidor via remote control and drops into a wormhole!Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
(zooms by in at full Quantum Slipstream velocity)
No you are nooooooooooooooooooooooot! :D
I.......
......WIN
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Sod it.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
(uses IBG Transferance Power]
I WIN! :D
Fires a QSD powered Tricobolt Device up Liz's bus's ass.
KA-BOOM.
Cruises past the wreckage and takes the lead.
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Says the woman with serious psychopathic tendencies towards cats.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Yes that was my bus.
But I chartered it out to the convent, child-care center, old-folks home, and puppy-and-kitten moving service. You MONSTER! Look what you did! :mad:
(zooms past in rented City Bus)
Winning again! :D
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Yeah - I can kind of see the flaw in that!Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Actually I have two cats. Used to have three but SOME ONE RAN ONE OVER! :mad:
Well, partly my fault. Shouldn't have let a white cat out in a snow storm. :(
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That was that.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Anyway...
Enough about Who Let The Cat Out (SPLAT SPLAT!)....
I'm winning and that's that! :D
Now this is this.
I win.
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Not so fast my presumptuous friend!Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
For the next half-hour I win. OH YEAH! :D
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And abruptly it ends!Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Ok, false alarm.
The winning will now resume. :D :D :D
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This battle of wills will never end.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
But resumes again just as abrubt! :D
Muwahahahahahahha!
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My spirit coallesces and reforms a la Dr Who.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Yes it will! MUAHAHAHAH!
>rips out JonA's spine, smashes his head and rips off all his limbs!
THE WINNER!
I return - hit Liz over the head with my hyperspanner and run off to claim temporary victory.
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Both would seem to apply however!Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
...was wearing a hard-hat, grabs wrench and makes JonA eat it.
:D
AND WINS AGAIN!
Notice I said wRench not wench? :D
:D
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Ok - you lost me there.Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Yes, but Matt is a minor so keep your hands off the wench. :D
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Er - who started this thread anyway?Quote:
Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
Just stay out of my thread while I'm gone.
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Who said they was winnin' by resistin' fertilizer?
:p :p :p :p
I win. :D
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And I skip in like a mad fairy on speed......:D
... only to discover me, already in the winner's circle! Thanks, I'll take the wreath now!Quote:
Originally posted by Setvenharis
And I skip in like a mad fairy on speed......:D
You would, but, as you can see, I'm already wearing it. :)
erm.......read what it says on the ribbon........it says "LOSER". :p
Wanders in dosed up to the eyes with cold cures. Eyes streaming. Nose sore. Bones aching.
Meekly holds hands up high before pulling them back down and starts shivering again.
My cold wins!
Keeps a respectful distance from the walking contaminant.
Still Winning. :p
My Army of Muppets says I win!
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