Why didn't your borg assimilate the Federation
So why didn't they assimilate Federation space? They tried didn't they. Oh it was species 8724. NOT. They could have sent an extra cube. Oh it was the Queen. NOT she's lame. Oh it was the fact that it would end the series. NOT Picards to pimp he would a figured away to stop countless borg ships. so why didn't they send anything of worth to scoop up our friends in red blue and gold uniforms. I will tell you why.
Q.
Thats right. The first time they meet the Humans, System J24, they are about to gobble up a tiny little ship whose defense could not withstand them. They even threatend to punish them if they resisted. and right as they were about to bust out and take the Enterprise BAM Tran-trans-trans warp drive. Well where the hell did that come from? That silly Queen must have been shocked. So she looks through the Federation Data base and learns about Q. OMG>this super being is buddy buddy with Picard. He MUST be important. So lets get him.
Guess what. He is so pimp he overrides assimilation and blows up a cube that the humans were able to give commands to. HOLY MOLEY...this picard guy must be a Q also! That silly queen didn't know what to do. If she sent in an aramada Picard/Q would just eat it up. Okay lets focus on our own backyard she must have said.
Voyager? well lets take a look. HOLY COW Janeway is buddy buddy with one too. And look she is busting in and out of time anomolies,and rewriting universal law. she must be a Q- or at least think she is. That silly borg Queen must have been really upset. Those rotten humans and that talking Q. Hmmf.
Well thats why I think the borg never really tried to invade Federation space... They just sent in a cube every now and again to see if the Q were still paying attention.
[This message has been edited by Thundergod (edited 09-08-2001).]