Originally posted by strict31
By using liberal amounts of sex. Maybe the prequel will be set in the seventies, with a ship of hoes captained by Snoop Dog. Starfleet would be the military arm of the UFP...United Federation of Pimps. Perhaps the Borg (cyborganic playah-hatahs) could show up, threatening the intergalactic Player's Ball, and only the USS Entrepreneur could stop them by smackin' that Borg Queen up.
Strictly Speaking
LOL
Almost brought me to tears.
But...It's much to original for where Trek is heading.
They need to skip ahead a few decades to bring in some fresh faces, new gizmos and basically cut the baggage that the franchise has picked up during all the series and shows. A redefinition of certain basic ideas isn't out of the question either IMO. That would be worth my money.
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