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F*cking villagers vote against name change: May not be family safe
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Similar votes on a name change have taken place recently in neighbouring Austrian towns Wank am see and Petting, as well as in Vomitville and Windpassing.And I thought we had weird town names here in the southern US. Westwego doesn't sound near as silly anymore. (We're going west, young man! Oh, wait. There's a swamp in the way... what say we just stop here?)
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Can you imagine the headline if they did change it:
F*cking Gone
They'll Be No F*cking in Austria
F*cking, Petting and Windpassing banished from Austria
No F*cking, Just Wank Am See
F*cking and Vomit are out
Heck, I'd start getting one of those juicy ones ready for when they do change it
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Ahem.
Gee, he must have a very large family. I would not be surprised if the native villagers are his descendants.
Anyhoo, just some random thoughts...
"My philosophy is 'you don't need me to tell you how to play -- I'll just provide some rules and ideas to use and get out of your way.'"
-- Monte Cook
"Min/Maxing and munchkinism aren't problems with the game: they're problems with the players."
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[B]Ahem.
Ahem. Gee, he must have a very large family. I would not be surprised if the native villagers are his descendants.
Lot's of l'il F**kers?
Cheers
Tas
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In Newfoundland the residents of the south part of the town of Dildo decided they didn't want to be a part of Dildo anylonger. So after a referendum to seperate they achieved their own township.
Dildo South
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Ahem.
I guess after that referendum, it is no longer a very vibrant community anymore, eh?
That must have switched off those in the North.
P.S. Though I shudder to ask: How did that town gets its name?
Anyhoo, just some random thoughts...
"My philosophy is 'you don't need me to tell you how to play -- I'll just provide some rules and ideas to use and get out of your way.'"
-- Monte Cook
"Min/Maxing and munchkinism aren't problems with the game: they're problems with the players."
-- excerpt from Guardians of Order's Role-Playing Game Manifesto
A GENERATION KIKAIDA fan
DISCLAIMER: I Am Not A Lawyer
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Ahem.Originally posted by Tas II
Ahem.
"Ahem. Gee, he must have a very large family. I would not be surprised if the native villagers are his descendants."
Lot's of l'il F**kers?
I wonder how those little children introduce their parents?
Anyhoo, just some random thoughts...
"My philosophy is 'you don't need me to tell you how to play -- I'll just provide some rules and ideas to use and get out of your way.'"
-- Monte Cook
"Min/Maxing and munchkinism aren't problems with the game: they're problems with the players."
-- excerpt from Guardians of Order's Role-Playing Game Manifesto
A GENERATION KIKAIDA fan
DISCLAIMER: I Am Not A Lawyer
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I wonder how those little children introduce their parents?
Ahem.
"These are my parents. They are F**kers" (F**kites? F**konians?)
Which makes me think that they have....
F**king Police, a useless F**king Town Council and so on......they even have a great F**king football team!
:-D
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The funny thing would be if they chose to change it... then made it something similar without realizing it:
"Ah-yup. I voted to change our town name. Rimmingville is much better, ah-yup!"
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I found the old F*ck!
He's here! Now we just need to hook him up with this lady and all will be right with the world...
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Could have been worse. . .let see south of Dildo, hum. . .the town of Balzac!In Newfoundland the residents of the south part of the town of Dildo decided they didn't want to be a part of Dildo anylonger. So after a referendum to seperate they achieved their own township.
Dildo South
--AslanC
Steven "redwood973" Wood
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Check out an Alberta, Canada road map!Originally posted by redwood973
Could have been worse. . .let see south of Dildo, hum. . .the town of Balzac!
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Reminds me of a list of odd sounding words, names, & phrases, with less than serious translations...Originally posted by redwood973
Could have been worse. . .let see south of Dildo, hum. . .the town of Balzac!
Honore De Balzac: French for "No hitting below the belt"
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I've been through Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
Their biggest tourist seller (I was told) are the little bumper stickers that read "I [love] Intercourse, PA"
The [love] is, our course, some cutesy little heart. The ", PA" was in very small writing compared to the rest
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