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  1. #16
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    Those pesky aliens. I guess we'll have to switch to aluminum foil.
    tmutant

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    *Sigh*......all this talk of 'foiling' aliens wont work.....they are already amongst us!

    Cheers

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    Originally posted by strict31
    Yeah, but tinfoil doesn't work. At least, not ever since Roswell.
    Tin foil works against the Orbital Mind Control Lasers. That's why you can only get aluminium foil nowadays.
    "If it ain't the Devil's music, you ain't doin' it right" -- Chris Thomas King

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    Originally posted by Cybrludite
    Tin foil works against the Orbital Mind Control Lasers. That's why you can only get aluminium foil nowadays.
    Oh yeah?

    check this out

    Saw this poor soul on TechTV's Unscrewed one evening. It made me sad for the world.

    Actually, no, it really didn't. It actually made me giggle uncontrollably for an entire day.


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    Well this is the downside of freedom of speach.. it means any idiot is allowed to speak

    If I was an alien I would set all of my scanners to detect people wearing aluminium foil helmets and only abduct them! Why? because everyone will assume the guy wearing the helmet is a nutcase and dismiss his wild stories out of hand before he's opened his mouth.. he's wearing a foil helmet! - would you run away from him in the street? I would!
    Ta Muchly

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    Originally posted by strict31
    Oh yeah?

    check this out

    Saw this poor soul on TechTV's Unscrewed one evening. It made me sad for the world.

    Actually, no, it really didn't. It actually made me giggle uncontrollably for an entire day.


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    Hmmm, someone hasn't been taking their lithium.

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