Just something to snicker about

[First of Two]

My gf and I were watching "A Piece of the Action" on tape last night.

And it occurred to me to wonder...
What if, perhaps in the "Mirror" universe, instead of "Chicago Mobs of the Twenties," the contaminating starship (The Horizon?) had left behind... oh, I don't know... a set of adult films?

What a culture THAT could have made!

Nubile female ambassador: "Greetings, Captain, welcome to our planet."

*lame porno music starts playing.. byow-ba-dow-da-byow... Entire ambassadorial staff begins disrobing*

Kirk: "MY KINDA WORLD! Enterprise, beam up Mr. Spock, and beam me down a waterbed!"

[Dan Stack]

OK, OK, you all knew this was coming. Though I find this amusing, I'm going to move it to the Star Trek Forum.

-Dan, Co-Moderator

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[Aedh Rua]

Oh, I don't know, granted it is a pretty boring, utterly lame world, and only exciting for about a day or so, but Kirk could still get off anytime he wanted.

Or could he, after the first month?

I'll shut up now.

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Slan agat!

[Liquidator Queeg]

I guess no one dare call a Kirk's Ass! on this thread, eh?

Steve

[AslanC]

As a buddy of mine once said, the problem with living in the prono world is sometimes you only want a pizza from the delivery girl.

"No really, all I want is the pizza and nothing else!"





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Ferengi Rule Of Acquisition #76: Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.

[Paul]

In that case, you'd be mighty suspicious of anchovies and things that look like hair...

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A couple of comments to throw in times of stress to that person who's really annoying you...

"Oohhh. Did I just step on your itty-bitty ego?"
"How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"

[Aedh Rua]

Actually, this could be a really subtle form of Mirror Universe torture. So, Kirk decides to stay on Mirror Iotia........

Then, after a few weeks, he notices that the lines used by all the beautiful porn-star native are always the same, and always lame. He notices that the plots he is taking part in are all cheap ripoffs of episodes he's already done, and that they just repeat over and over and over. And, worst of all, the porno movie theme music NEVER CHANGES.

He starts to get really tired of the fact that the women always have the exact same exaggerated expression of psudo-pleasure on their faces when they come, and that they always say things like, "ooh, baby, yeah", over and over and over.

And then there are the greasy, mustached guys, and all the gold chains and polyester clothing.

After a while he begins to realize that he should have settled on Mirror Risa, after all.......

Bwahahahaha

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Slan agat!

[This message has been edited by Aedh Rua (edited 05-02-2001).]

[Robbert Raets]

-Almost to afraid to ask, butt...

Has anyone ever heard the sound file of Spock & Kirk having sex?

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Your past does not excuse unethical or immoral behavior, sir.
- Data, to Kivas Fajo, the most toys

[Aedh Rua]

What a frightening thought!

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Slan agat!

[Robbert Raets]

>Has anyone ever heard the sound file of Spock & Kirk having sex?

'Specimen gathering mission on planet Alpha IV. Mr. Spock is much stronger than the average human being, but it's a risk I'll have to take'

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Your past does not excuse unethical or immoral behavior, sir.
- Data, to Kivas Fajo, the most toys

[Karg]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Robbert Raets:
>Has anyone ever heard the sound file of Spock & Kirk having sex?

'Specimen gathering mission on planet Alpha IV. Mr. Spock is much stronger than the average human being, but it's a risk I'll have to take'

</font>

That was Hysterical

Karg

[Robbert Raets]

It's much longer than that, but I'd have to listen to it again to remember what happens exactly, but I think the next thing was:

<slush> (bridge door opens)
Spock:'Captain, may I note, that I haven't thoroughly enjoyed my time serving with humans. I find their foolish emotions a constant irritant'
Kirk:'Unlike you, we humans are full of unpredictible emotions.'
Spock:'Love... tenderness....'
Kirk:'Yes - Yes...'

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Your past does not excuse unethical or immoral behavior, sir.
- Data, to Kivas Fajo, the most toys

[Robbert Raets]

Should I go on?

[Karg]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Robbert Raets:
Should I go on? </font>

I heard the file, very funny