oh yeah...and...
-- a periodic table of elements, showing all 702 elements.
oh yeah...and...
-- a periodic table of elements, showing all 702 elements.
A large fragment of metal, of advanced composites, slightly radioactive, and corroded by exposure to salt-water and time. There is some lettering; NAUTILUS
Buddy Holly and the Big Bopper, sweeping floors.
Christopher Walken's Cat Litter recepies.
George Lucas's ego.
A very, very deep, and quite chilly Wardrobe.
An old British Police Box
A broken down Cylon Humanoid, found in a dumpster circa 1980 and a couple of invisble Viper II Fighters, but nobody remembers where they are, apart from the warehouse manager 'Dylan'.
Some small items retreived from an injured man aboard the Aircraft Carrier USS Enterprise, he claimed they were ray guns, but disappeared from hospital before questioning.
DanG/Darth Gurden
The Voice of Reason and Sith Lord
“Putting the FUNK! back into Dysfunctional!”
Coming soon. The USS Ganymede NCC-80107
"Ad astrae per scientia" (To the stars through knowledge)
- A gold filigree picture frame, containing a painted portrait of something barely recognizable as a human being, but bloated, whitened, covered in sores and scabs and wounds of all sorts. The frame is labled "D. Grey."
-A small white box labeled "roll for damage." Inside is a d20. (Rolling the die causes the roller to be hit by an invisible force of 300 psi a number of times equal to the roll of the die.)
-A plant of wood, 2000 years old, labeled INRI and stained with a reddish substance. If tested, the reddish substance is found to be tomato sauce.
-A daguerrotype which apparently captures former US President Abraham Lincoln seated at a desk with a grey alien.
-A small, finned capsule of unknown origin, containing what appears to be the dessicated remains of an infant wrapped in blue, red and yellow blankets. The capsule is labelled "Smallville Event."
-A leaded glass display case, containing a stuffed and mounted corpse, green tinged, and covered with tumors. The case is labeled "Banner."
"It's hard being an evil genius when everybody else is so stupid" -- Quantum Crook
- the remains of a black Trans-Am. There seem to be more displays and circuitry than expected. Some parts are labeled 'Knight Industries'.
- details on a plot to control the planet through the use of something called 'MMORPHGes'.
- bat-a-rangs.
- a book titled 'ways to impose an effective ban on politico-religious discussions on message boards that actually work'. It's ISBN isn't registered.
The darkness inside me is a lot scarier than the darkness out there....
African or European ?Originally posted by Owen E Oulton
- The Book of the Dead
Tibetan or Egyptian?
"The American Eagle needs both a right wing and a left wing in order to fly."
-paraphrase of Bill Moyers
-A box marked "Scooby-Soylent: Snacks for Dogs."
"The American Eagle needs both a right wing and a left wing in order to fly."
-paraphrase of Bill Moyers
A half empty canister of "Bat shark repelant spray".
Ta Muchly
Praticing Necromancy . . . approriate given its staring role in the newest Indiana Jones movie.
DeviantArt Slacker MAL Support US Servicemembers
"The Federation needs men like you, doctor. Men of conscience. Men of principle. Men who can sleep at night... You're also the reason Section Thirty-one exists -- someone has to protect men like you from a universe that doesn't share your sense of right and wrong." Sloan, Section Thirty-One
What a great thread. Never knew we had that one. I'll think about something to add at work and edit my post to show some more stuff to be found in the warehouse.
• You. At least five of them, floating in water inside individual oil drums, each with haircuts in six month iterations. The last one has the same hair as you did five months ago.
- The original ships that brought men from Mars and women from Venus.
- A charred, battered pointy hat, with the word "Wizzard" written on it
- The address of the burger restaurant where Elvis Presley is currently working for
- A little vial labeled "Drink me"
- The synopsis for the Star Trek series that would be appreciated by all of the fans
- A fragment of cave wall, displaying, along with the usual bison paintings, letters reading "please don't start the synchrotron"
- A dessicated spider, with strange red and blue patterns on its back
- A ring, with strange markings that appear only when heated
"The main difference between Trekkies and Manchester United fans is that Trekkies never trashed a train carriage. So why are the Trekkies the social outcasts?"
Terry Pratchett
• The most beautiful potato in the world.
• An antique music box that creates a hologram of a small 19th century bellydancer when open and wound. The bellydancer will coo and giggle tinnily at the operator.
• An annotated, papyrus copy of the complete works of Jorge Luis Borges, in Aramaic.
• The lodestone of a flying city, currently undergoing repairs. If you look inside the large hole on the side, you will see it is constructed of paper maché.
• A small child, playing with action figures. The child is speaking the figures' lines aloud, interspersed with sound effects of explosions and lasers. The action figures are wearing suits and are discussing recent economic issues.
--Several sections of what appear to be actual caves with actual cave paintings. Said paintings depict what appear to be cars, 747 jet planes, the Microsoft Logo, and a long mathmatic formula that appears to be incomplete.
--Video tapes of interviews with several different indviduals: An American that spoke only German who and praised Hitler's 'War of Enlightenment; a young Native American woman who knew nothing of the modern world; a charming yet somewhat sinister man who spoke at length about "ruling in Hell", at times he makes comments to the camera that are significant to the veiwer. Specificly.
--(can't believe you guys missed this one) Large metal ring with a inner ring that can be rotated that has a variety of symbols on it.
--Lost page of Nostradamas's last book. The page, when translated says, "Owen, don't forget to pick up your dry cleaning on Tuesday."
--blow up of an image of a DNA Molecule; there appears to be a pattent # and copyright mark on it
--strange device, depicting constellations and planets, that is actually moving and with all depicted bodies in the correct positions. On the 'Earth' model, there is a drawing of a large, octopoid creature and in Arabic is an inscription "When the stars are right..." the rest is un readable.
--A dvd recording of a transmition picked up by the HARRP station in Alaska: the transmition breaks up several times, but appears to be an American news broadcast, describing some horrible event, either man made or natural, that appears to plunge the world into chaos. The only thing that is certain is the date: June 5, 2008!
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"Yes, it's the Apocalypse alright. I always thought I'd have a hand in it"
Professor Farnsworth
*Casting thread necromancy spell*
I've recently discovered this site with similar ideas, only much more developed. Apparently they even have online RPGs based on this.
"The main difference between Trekkies and Manchester United fans is that Trekkies never trashed a train carriage. So why are the Trekkies the social outcasts?"
Terry Pratchett
Cute site, may need to do some digging.
Phoenix...
"I'm not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity,
but maybe we should just remove all the safety lables and let nature take it's course"
"A Place For Everything & Nothing In It's Place"