NX-Era Nations: United Europe
UNIFICATION AT LAST: THE UNITED EUROPEAN STATES
With the addition of France to the UEG in 2150, The continent of Europe was finally able to breath a sign of relief after nearly two millennia of internecine squabbling and strife over national identity, language, religion and various other perceived slights which would erupt into bitter trade disputes and savage wars. But as the Twentieth Century closed, Europe would have one last conflict to help form the modern continent into the super-state as it is known by the time of 2151.
THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM
With the fall of the Berlin Wall and the utter collapse of the Soviet Union, Europe seemed to be ready to shake off the chains of the Cold War and rebuild itself into a force that could stand alone once again on the world stage, Equal to it’s ally, The United States. Unfortunately, there were several factors to frustrate this aspiration with the fall of the Wall.
First and foremost, the majority of the former Eastern Block states were economic basket cases, and the expected prosperity from the ‘peace dividend’ did not materialize, particularly in Germany, were reintegration of the two halves of Germany put the economy into a near stall. Acrimony between the two halves of Europe continued at a low boil, as many Western European countries took a (from an Eastern Point of view) almost condescending tone towards them, giving many Eastern Europeans low paying jobs if they emigrated to Western Europe. The Western Europeans, for their part, were protective of their job markets and didn’t feel like they should subsidize the reconstruction of the Eastern European economies at their own expense.
Another point of contention was the formation of the European Union movement, which called for the integration of continental Europe into a large super-state analogous to The United States and the former Soviet Union. While the former Soviet Union took a dim view of this, it was unable to do anything about it. The U.S. for it’s part, welcomed the idea, if for nothing else than to standardize trade. The ability to bring back several divisions of troops from Europe after the EU combined it’s armed forces was also a benefit highlighted back in the U.S.
All of this was well and good and nothing to be ashamed of, but the plan of the E.U. ran into several snags along the way. Firstly, economic integration of the EU was a torturous process and trying to harmonize over a dozen countries was a difficult prospect at best. Another more immediate and annoying problem for the average European citizen was the creation of a decidedly standoffish and relatively unaccountable administrative class that would be needed to integrate the disparate countries into a unified whole. Many of the Eastern European countries balked at the idea of joining such an organization, considering they felt they had just left one, and several countries took to derisively calling the organization the E.U.S.S.R.
To make matters worse, the E.U. Constitution was perhaps one of the biggest documents of it’s kind ever designed. At 265 pages, many countries from the Eastern Block and many EU skeptic parties in the Western Block pointed to certain provisions buried in the long document that seemed to favor some countries over others . In many instances, this was gross hyperbole, but there were enough instances were it wasn’t that tensions ensued between Integrationist and nationalist factions. Representatives from the accused countries protested innocence on their part, while the accusers cried foul.
The whole thing was set to fall apart when a new political force arose that seemed to be able to mitigate many of the problems that had arisen. Unfortunately for Europe, it would be a slow ride into Hell before it awoke to what it had unleashed.
COLD TREACHERY: THE RISE OF THE SUPERMAN.
Vladimir Hapsburg was not the one that would fit the image of a dictator to the average European. Or anyone else for that matter. A result of the Eugenics Experiments of the late nineteen sixties and seventies, Vladimir applied his considerable intellect publicly towards accounting and the many skills need to run a government properly. He was bright, attractive, charismatic, personable, politically savvy, and smarter than most everyone else on the planet short of other Eugenically enhanced humans.
Vladimir had worked long and hard to make a sane and rational policy of integration for the proposed European Union (which fit into his general sense of order and propriety) for the European Trade Commission and the European Integration Project in Brussels. With his enhanced intellect, he could project economic forecasts far more accurately than most computers at the time and had wrote up several formulas which are still in use by the time of 2151. He had begun to grow increasingly frustrated by the continued factional infighting in the E.U. and perversion of his economic work for gain by ‘self-appointed’ technocrats who seemed more interested in lining their pockets than working towards proper and stable integration.
He contacted the rest of his fellow ‘genies’ that had distributed themselves through out the various European States, explaining that the various problem technocrats were not going to go quietly or without a fight. Several of his fellow Eugenics products had worked their way into local police and security forces and had developed contacts with various media sources and party organs, as well as criminal gangs. He proposed a blitz of media coverage of various scandalous behaviors that he could dig up with his access to the proto-E.U.’s files. The others would make sure that the information was not suppressed and quietly forgotten about, and any underworld contacts would keep an eye on the reporter who broke the various stories, occasionally letting one slip through to kill a reporter, if they could definitively trace back the assassin to a definitive organization or individual who hired them.
The resulting explosion of stories came from the tabloids initially, then bled into the mainstream, in spite of various attempts to have ‘off-the-book’ forces terminate the reporters who were highlighting various corruption scandals and inflaming the local populace against the various ruling parties. One particularly bloody incident involved a open firefight between French Police and various irregular forces assembled by Vladimir’s allies in near the ‘ERA’ college. Vladimir had arranged for several forms of criminally damning files to fall into the hands of various media organs (including several who wouldn’t normally publish such things except Vladimir’s allies had made sure they would. On pain of a 9mm migraine). More than one government fell and special elections needed to be called across much of the proposed EU as allegation after allegation erupted across the continent.
It was into this fear, uncertainty and doubt Vladimir stepped, leaving his job at the EU. Waxing eloquently on the virtues on the EU, but heaping scorn on the various individuals who had corrupted the ideal for their own personal wealth, He announced the Party of European Hegemony, who could bring about the a better European Union, but it would require popular support from the various countries peoples. His proposed plans for each country appeared in bookstores across the EU (a minor use of his previous EU technocratic power), detailing how each country would fit into the greater whole.
After two weeks of biding his time, allowing the pundits and economists time to assimilate the various economic plans. He knew that they wouldn’t be able to come up with anything that worked better at integrating the various economies and watched the snowball of popular opinion begin to roll in his favor as he dropped his next political bomb. He had noted the size and potential for abuse that the tortuous E.U. constitution provided the unscrupulous. So he and five other Eugenics products had spent two weeks tearing it apart and rebuilding it into something far more brief and to the point, leaving no room for what was often called ‘legislative ping-pong’.
It also removed thousands of redundant or frivolous laws from the EU regulating trade, agriculture, medicine, the military, and most other aspects of life. It made the various government posts far more responsive and user-friendly. And terminated thousands of redundant white collar jobs across Europe. Which made him a hero to many EU citizens, and an enemy of various governmental agencies.
Many countries balked at the new proposed Constitution, but Vladimir used his media contacts to make many convincing arguments to the various countries economists and local populations. He also used his underworld and security contacts to discredit random unions and government officials who were to integrated into the previous economic model to want to give it up. After the removal of many officials and an influx of new blood into government, the process of E.U. integration went at a much smoother pace.
Running on a platform of reform, he threw his figurative hat into the ring for the new Presidency proposed under the E.H., which unlike under the previous model, was quite similar to the Presidency of the United States and former Soviet Union, commanding supreme authority over the Union’s newly unified Armed Forces. He also went out of his way to improve relations with the United States, who were very surprised at the level of success he had achieved towards unification of the Continent, but were more than a bit suspicious about his long term plans for the Continent. Vladimir was adamant that the E.H. had no interest in expansion and wished to take it’s place in the world as a responsible world power. The U.S. appeared delighted by the idea and trade between the E.H. and the U.S expanded.
A brave little theory, and actually quite coherent for a system of five or seven dimensions -- if only we lived in one.
Academician Prokhor Zakharov, "Now We Are Alone"