Lor' bless me, Mr. Frodo!
Well, if I ain't a ruddy-cheeked, pot-bellied, beer-swillin' smoker I dunno what I am.
Sam I am. So where's my green eggs and ham. Or something like that.
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Drunken DM and the Speak with Dead spell: "No, I'm not the limed-over skeleton of the abbot, and no this special key in my boney fingers does not open the door to the secret treasury! ... Oh crap."