I found on a website (I can't for the life of me remember which one but they refer to it on the same bit of Aint it cool news that I spotted the Cochrane in ENTERPRISE pilot rumour) a (supposed) review of the plot for "Broken Bow" (the supposed title of the ENTERPRISE pilot) which makes it sound a lot more action-packed than the other Trek pilots and actually makes it sound good.
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Kid Mama-san, what do they call that thing they shoot the cats out of?
Mama-san I'm not sure, but I think they call it a catapult.
Kid Boy, I'm glad I didn't have to say that line...
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