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SO finally Itoilet is real ! WOOO!
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Why?
Can people not be bothered to take a radio to or near the loo anymore...
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but maybe we should just remove all the safety lables and let nature take it's course"
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You call it loo, I call it MAN-THRONE.
Now all we need is a flat-panel widescreen TV and a beer dispenser....
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Although I was not able to go . . . my friends went to Vegas . . . and stayed at the Red Rock. I am told that there is a flat screen TV infront of the porcelin throne. But that and a Japanese 'Cadillac' cammode . . . that would rock.
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Reg, you're letting the tail wag the dog there.. Why not just save expense and have a flushable bar stool instead ?!
There are japanese toilets which have more processing power than a Cray Supercomputer.. why, no one is really sure!?
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I'm too timid to make ear-splitting bathroom noise around guys.Originally Posted by Tobian
Reg, you're letting the tail wag the dog there.. Why not just save expense and have a flushable bar stool instead ?!
That would be scary, when a toilet can sense you're having trouble and will solve the problem for you, like inserting a suppository.There are japanese toilets which have more processing power than a Cray Supercomputer.. why, no one is really sure!?
I don't mind it shooting water up there, but that's where I draw the line.
Anyhoo, just some random thoughts...
"My philosophy is 'you don't need me to tell you how to play -- I'll just provide some rules and ideas to use and get out of your way.'"
-- Monte Cook
"Min/Maxing and munchkinism aren't problems with the game: they're problems with the players."
-- excerpt from Guardians of Order's Role-Playing Game Manifesto
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You could install one in your home Reg
Japanese toilets are scary, mostly because everything is written in Japanese, and there's dozens of buttons!
Ta Muchly
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Heh-heh...
iPotty.
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Around a toilet? Yeah, if you have the deluxe Bellagio fountain feature in it.You could install one in your home Reg
Yeah, woe to the guy who simply wants to flush, mistakenly hit the tampon removal button.Japanese toilets are scary, mostly because everything is written in Japanese, and there's dozens of buttons!
Anyhoo, just some random thoughts...
"My philosophy is 'you don't need me to tell you how to play -- I'll just provide some rules and ideas to use and get out of your way.'"
-- Monte Cook
"Min/Maxing and munchkinism aren't problems with the game: they're problems with the players."
-- excerpt from Guardians of Order's Role-Playing Game Manifesto
A GENERATION KIKAIDA fan
DISCLAIMER: I Am Not A Lawyer
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LOL reminds me of a joke about a man who ... never mind
Ta Muchly
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So that's what the buttons on the Captain's Chair are for!
No wonder we never see a toilet on a starfleet vessel.
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Meh. Do like Porthos. Do your business on the transporter pad and beam the waste out.
Unless we're talking 24th century where they recycle waste in replicator units.
Anyhoo, just some random thoughts...
"My philosophy is 'you don't need me to tell you how to play -- I'll just provide some rules and ideas to use and get out of your way.'"
-- Monte Cook
"Min/Maxing and munchkinism aren't problems with the game: they're problems with the players."
-- excerpt from Guardians of Order's Role-Playing Game Manifesto
A GENERATION KIKAIDA fan
DISCLAIMER: I Am Not A Lawyer
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"Captain, your Dog has don it's business in my Replicator!"
Yep, that's the deluxe version of the Captains Chair; and that explains why he wanted it removed.. it wasn't the micro-inertial dampeners, but the tampon remover, explains some of those pained expressions
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