Oh God - I'd never have made it through Starfleet Academy - it took me 7 years of part-time status to make it through university, LOL.
Um.
I'd probably still be an ensign, at 26. My degree is an honours psychology, and before doin the bookstore thing, I was working on suicide hotlines, rap-lines, and the like, so...
Assistant Counsellor Ensign Nathan Burgoine (mangle the pronunciation as much as you'd like, no one ever gets it right)... Big reader, loves finding no-name or small-time authors.
The Doc
So you think, 'Might as well,
Dance a Tango to Hell,
at least I'll have Tangoed at all.'
-- "Rent," Jonathan Larson