You might be a Redneck Timelord if...
There's at least one TARDIS up on blocks in the front yard.
Your sonic screwdriver is also an electronic game call.
The randomizer circuit of your Tardis causes it to materialize at NASCAR events and bass fishing tournaments.
K-9 always manages to tree robotic racoons.
At your suggestion, your travelling companion Romana has reincarnated as Daisy Duke.
One door of your TARDIS is primer coated.
Your Console Scanner receives NASCAR and Fishing Shows...
Your Default Chameleon Circuit Setting is 'Duck Blind'
You use Davros's Chair as a Beer Cooler..
Your Console has a Bottle Opener next to the Dimensional Stabilser..
there's a partially disassembled Dalek in your sonic shower.
you've got half of the endangered species of Galefray on the wall of your TARDIS.
there's a bumper sticker reading 'I brake for blondes' on any surface of your TARDIS
if you can name 30 planets with animals that can be beer-battered and still taste like chicken.
No matter what form the chameleon circuit transforms your Tardis into, you can always recognize it by the Chrome Naked Lady Mudflaps.
Your Tardis has a graphic of a little boy urinating on a Dalek.
You have sponsor stickers all over your Tardis, even though they don't really sponsor you.
You have managed to mount a set of huge mudder tires on the Tardis and you now have to use a ladder to get in.
You have replaced your mudder tires twice in the last year due to wear yet have never actually had it in the mud.
You might be a redneck timelord if a time distortion field collapses and more than four K-9 units are destroyed.
If your last words to your companion were, "Hold my beer and watch this."
If you think Larry, the Cable Cyberman is the least bit funny
You've got a Shotgun Rack built into the Time Rotor
the outside image of your TARDIS looks like a giant bug zapper.
the other Time Lords are mad at you because you keep skipping the annual family reunion.
your thirteen-foot-long scarf is done in a camo pattern.
the preset default return on your TARDIS will take you back to the Battle of Gettysburg because you think you can make it end different this time around.
you teach Leela how to give the Rebel Yell.
Your TARDIS is not blue, it's orange with a big "01" on the side and plays "Dixie" when it materializes
A brave little theory, and actually quite coherent for a system of five or seven dimensions -- if only we lived in one.
Academician Prokhor Zakharov, "Now We Are Alone"
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