Bo'sun's whistle sounds. "Captain, this is the bridge."
"The bridge? What is it, Commander?"
Pause. "It's a big round room full of control panels and flashing lights. But that's not important right now, sir..."

This exchange actually happened in one of my FASA-movies Trek sessions.
The ship's XO (played by my brother) had been sidelined again by the captain who was rushing around the ship overseeing everything. So he decided to hail 'Captain Tug Benson'...

Most of the player group dissolved into laughter; we didn't get any further that Sunday afternoon.