Predict the Worst Series V Episode (group writing!)

[Robert Lai]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by lone wolf:
And in the last moments the ship vanishes right up it's own arse.

Rapidly followed by the series and the entire franchise.</font>

Or, as a Navy dive specialist is said to have commented upon being shown a rather haphazard piece of diving apparatus (before SCUBA):

"Sir, what you have here is a Mod 1, Mk. 0 hypoduchenator rebreather ... you take a rubber hose, stick one end up your <ahem>, put the other end in your mouth, and start breathing."

[Phantom]

That's Seppuku, and only if you are my second.

[Robert Lai]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Phantom:
That's Seppuku, and only if you are my second. </font>

Will you at least post your death haiku on the boards? ;D

[First of Two]

Worst event possible?

Dateline: USA, September, 2001.

"Enterprise" becomes suprise hit of the fall schedule. Writers stay far away from continuity problems, keep pace with 'canon' established history, and devote themselves to writing quality epic action stories with scads of character development.

Thousands of naysayers commit hari-kiri in disgrace.

Film at eleven.

[lone wolf]

I'm sorry, but after watching "Endgame" (and the little advert afterwards that conveniently forget big Benny Sisko as a Star Trek Captain) I have to say that those niggling doubts that I was willing to ignore about Enterprise have grown into the sure and certain knowledge that the gobbling noise I could just hear over the soundtrack of "Endgame" is indeed the sound of the imminent arrival of another Bernard Matthews special.

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"I hate all monkeys, Me.
From Chimpan-a to Chimpan-zee"

Troy McClure, The Simpsons.

[qerlin]

Cochrane wrote: "And why do they keep using the same old ethnicities? were entire cultures wiped out by the Eugenics Wars and WWIII? Why not have Brazillians, Inuit, Maori, Spaniards, Germans, Polish, and Australian Aboriginies. Why always so many Americans?"

Well, heck, that's because it's shot in California. Studio producers don't go in for hiring fur-in-ners much. Unless they're English actors; they're always trendy. And they make good Frenchmen, too (not!)

Actually in our campaign, every French person talks with a Shakespearean accent. So much for the purity of the French language.