You're surrounded by killer Smurfs...

[Sarge]

Dr Daystrom would impress his memory engrams on the Smurfs and they'd begin destroying everything around them. "This Smurf must survive."

Captain Tracey would drain all his phaser power packs defending the Smurfs so that they'd share their fountain of youth potion, but it wouldn't work on him.

Commodore Matt Decker would lose his entire crew to the Smurfs, then lose his own life trying to take out the Smurf village with a shuttle.

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[StyroFoam Man]

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[Phantom]

Yeah, put that way your're right.

[Robert Lai]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">The Borg would assimiate the Kazon in place of Smurfs any day. IMHO, that is.
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I know! The Borg would assimilate the Smurfs and send only Smurf drones to assimilate the Kazon ...

[Phantom]

Actually the Kazon were deemed "unworthy" of assimilation.

[Captain Blake]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by StyroFoam Man:
Wow. First Species in history that got dissed by the Borg! Will wonders ever cease?!
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Actually, wouldn't that honor belong to the Kazon?

Neelix: "Smurf Stew, with Smurfberry brandy sauce for dinner tonight."

Alex

[StyroFoam Man]

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[Greg Smith]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by StyroFoam Man:
Borg Queen:
"On Second Thought, Your Species Is Not Worthy Of Assimiation. You Have NOTHING That Would Add To The Collective And Are NOT Worth The Time And Effort To Destroy..."

--And with that, the Borg fleet turns and leave the Smurf-world.


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But the Smurfs have skateboards and sledges. I know I had a sledge smurf as a kid. Surely they are worth assimilating. After all the Borg obviously haven't assimilated skate boards - have you ever seen a drone with a board?




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"Calm may work for Locutus of Borg here, but I'm freaked and intend to stay that way."
Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Prophecy Girl.

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[Lancer]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Sarge:
Unfortunately, I think Worf would be allergic to smurfs. After all, they're small, soft, cute, cuddly, and many humanoids find them pleasant.
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Well, I am sure some producers will pick up this thought...

In a future Star Trek show set in the 25th Century they will likely have an episode ("Smurfs and Singalongs") or something in wich the heroes travel back in time, encounter some smurfs and the valiant Klingon crewman will tell his fellows how all the Smurfs were exterminated in the "Great Smurf Hunt" when tens of thousands of Klingons swarmed all over the galaxy to find the home planet of those small pests and put an end to their cuteness.

Now that's what I call a fitting end for those darn Smurfs !!!

[Robbert Raets]

>Anyone want to write up stats for 1.5" tall Smurf-drones?

Sure, if I'm gonna convert 'that damn fish',
I might as wel try Smurfs...

[Marcus Kavart]

This is too funny to let die!!!

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[DaveTalley]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHGGGGH

horrible visions, what about smurfs idolizing Worf?, lots of little blue bastards picking fights, and headbutting you in the knees
Dave

[Thanatos]

Euch, smurfs. I say bring up a cloaked Romulan warbird and plasma torpedo the bastards point blank.

Actually, no... I think for a planet surrounded by smurfs I'd want Martok with me. That guys jes cool and has neat one-liners for when we decide to kick the crap out of the smurfs

[Dan Gurden]

But Smurf Borgs?

Neither your Romulan Cloaking device nor your Klingon shock troops have an effect. I laugh at your futile attempts at resistance.

Would this mean that there is always a Borg Smurfette?

"Resistance is tra-la-te-da!"

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"A couple of thoughts from a random mind!"
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