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  1. 11-27-2002, 08:17 AM #76
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    Originally posted by JALU3
    Or what if the smurf was made into a vorta? Smurf Wayoun?
    Worse than that!!

    After discovering a planet populated by Smurfs, the Dominion decided to use some of their abilities and created a new breed of soldiers...

    THE SMURF'HADARS!!!!
    "Victory is smurf"...

    They would have been perfect in the DS9 episode with the miniaturised Runabout
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  2. 11-27-2002, 10:21 AM #77
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    SmurFounders?
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  3. 11-27-2002, 11:14 AM #78
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    For the love of sanity, STOP!!
    The darkness inside me is a lot scarier than the darkness out there....
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  4. 11-27-2002, 12:04 PM #79
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    I have no love of sanity. I find the entire experience vastly overrated.

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  5. 11-27-2002, 12:41 PM #80
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  6. 11-27-2002, 12:55 PM #81
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    In tonight's episode of Deep Smurf 9, Captain Ben "A Man Called Smurf" Sisko is filled with self-doubt and has a heartfelt smurfspace conversation with his father, Papa Smurf.

    Sisko: I'm just so tired of the Smurf War, Dad. Every day I'm posting another list of smurfs killed in action.

    Papa Smurf: I've got just the thing for you, son. The smurfhole alien who was your real mother taught me a recipe for a potion that will pick you right up. Goes great with jambalaya, too. Give my love to my grandsmurf Brainy Jake.
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  7. 11-27-2002, 12:57 PM #82
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  8. 11-27-2002, 01:47 PM #83
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    Originally posted by Liz Not Beth
    Irish Smurf Goddess?


    With red hair and ummmm nacelles!
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  9. 11-27-2002, 03:53 PM #84
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    ???

    So basically . . . what Star Trek would have been if we were all smurfs watching smurf television? Would there be smurfarific lightly smurfed popsmurfcorn?

    If you were the only female smurf, princess, or not, what would you do?

    What is the smurf after life like?

    In a smurf/trek world, would there be a gargamel and his cat as well?

    What of tribbles and smurfs? Would tribbles be enemies of smurfs, as in the DS9 relaunch were the parasites are at war with the trills?

    Or better yet what of a world that Kai Okampa was forced to say for a while, was soley populated with smurfs? How would a smurf wear a full size Bajoran ear piece? I mean last I checked it's one size fits all.

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  10. 11-27-2002, 04:01 PM #85
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    If you were the only female smurf, princess, or not, what would you do?
    The world's first BLUE orion smurf slave girl!
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  11. 11-27-2002, 04:09 PM #86
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    hmmm . . . who eventually becames the coowner of the establishment formerly knows as Quark's?

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  12. 11-27-2002, 04:43 PM #87
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    and she turns it into a brothel!
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  13. 11-29-2002, 01:04 PM #88
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    smurfarific!

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  14. 11-30-2002, 05:53 AM #89
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    A brothel with the only female in the whole of Smurfdom. The smurfs would be queueing around the block. Talk about a monopoly.

    Smurfette would be worn out. But rich.

    Stop talking about Smurfs and sex. You sick, sick people!
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